WAL-MART

[Transition]

It's the gay police, and they were just inspecting your assets.

 

[imported_Intelfanboy]

:Q

 

[PanzerIV]

Many, many years ago a coworker of my fathers was in a grocery store and slipped a pack of cigarettes into his shirt pocket and then purchased some other stuff. He absentmindedly forgot about the cigarettes and was busted for shoplifting. I didn't like the guy at all so I found it even more hilarious.

 

[imported_Intelfanboy]

Originally posted by: PanzerIV
Many, many years ago a coworker of my fathers was in a grocery store and slipped a pack of cigarettes into his shirt pocket and then purchased some other stuff. He absentmindedly forgot about the cigarettes and was busted for shoplifting. I didn't like the guy at all so I found it even more hilarious.

lol that sucks.

 

[TitanDiddly]

Someday, I want to dress in a pillow jacket, a backwards cap, and walk into a walmart with a handwritten sign on my back that says "I'M STEALING STUFF".

Or, a giant box labeled "Box to hide merchandise in for stealing" and walk around casually.

 

[imported_Intelfanboy]

Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox
Someday, I want to dress in a pillow jacket, a backwards cap, and walk into a walmart with a handwritten sign on my back that says "I'M STEALING STUFF".

Or, a giant box labeled "Box to hide merchandise in for stealing" and walk around casually.

ROFL

 

[cavemanmoron]

Originally posted by: KLin
Yes. You've been red-flagged.

😱

 

[bluewall21]

Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox
Someday, I want to dress in a pillow jacket, a backwards cap, and walk into a walmart with a handwritten sign on my back that says "I'M STEALING STUFF".

Or, a giant box labeled "Box to hide merchandise in for stealing" and walk around casually.

If you do that, I'll give you a .

🙂

 

[thomsbrain]

Originally posted by: FleshLight
Yup, those are undercover employees wearing street clothes. Each of them is armed with a HKMP5, class 1 kevlar vest, and a Glock 22 side arm so I'd be a little more careful when shoplifting.

they drink lots of coffee and have twitchy trigger fingers, too.

 

[RadeonGuy]

Coming from a town full of mexicans ive seen MANY undercover gay police in wal-mart . Funny thing is their is a police station in the same area. Coinsidence???

 

[z0mb13]

they will anal probe you!!

RUN FOR THE HILLS!!

 

[TheLonelyPhoenix]

Is this AMDFanBoy's nef-nemesis or something?

 

[EULA]

Try to lose your followers, it makes a great game...

 

[DrPizza]

Originally posted by: flamingelephant
Home Depot has undercovers..... and a really good camera system. Bad news if you try to steal from there

I attempted to hide 2 sheets of plywood, half a dozen 2x4's, and a radial arm saw in my underwear... But I decided their security system was just too good and I'd get spotted.

 

[DrPizza]

Hmm.... how to turn "loss prevention" into a fun game?

Only idea I can come up with is figuring out who they are, sneaking up behind them, and bump into them placing a "kick me" type of sign on their back, except one that says "WalMart Loss Prevention Associate"

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: Nitemare
They are called loss prevention

Or "Asset Protection."

 

[Wanescotting]

Hmm.... how to turn "loss prevention" into a fun game?

Lead them around the store for a couple of hours............