waitress that touches your on the arm a lot?

[BlahBlahYouToo]

lol thought this was a trident thread.

i thought it was skim milk.

 

[her209]

She's looking for a lawsuit. The moment you make an advancement, she's going to sue the pants out of you for sexual harassment and her employer for promoting a hostile work environment.

 

[JJChicken]

She's looking for a lawsuit. The moment you make an advancement, she's going to sue the pants out of you for sexual harassment and her employer for promoting a hostile work environment.

Except he is a customer?

 

[JM Aggie08]

Lure her to the car and fuck her.

 

[nick1985]

Lure her to the car and fuck her.

lol

 

[eits]

If money is involved in any way, shape, or form, always assume the woman is after your wallet and not you.

This

 

[alkemyst]

she's just imaging ripping your arm off so she can beat you with it.

 

[Perknose]

If money is involved in any way, shape, or form, always assume the woman is after your wallet and not you.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to the strip club. One of the girls there calls me sugar, gives me hugs, and makes frequent eye contact with me. I'm finally going to ask her out.

Lololololololol, sadly, it's most likely this, especially if your on-the-spot recon reports she's "way out of my league."

But, hey, she knows the drill. You are entirely allowed by the rules of engagement to flirt back ever more blatantly. If she is indeed touching you for tips, she's self-possessed enough to stay in control of the situation.

 

[Perknose]

Lure her to the car and fuck her.

Then don't tip her and wait for the make-up sex or the police, whichever comes first.

 

[Gibsons]

"Everybody here is so lame, I'm glad you guys are here, you're cool."

 

[DrPizza]

This isn't a Hooters or similarly themed "restaurant," is it?

 

[InflatableBuddha]

Then don't tip her and wait for the make-up sex or the police, whichever comes first.

Or take her to the car and give her just the tip :sneaky:

 

[Fallingwater]

Frankly way out of my league

Leagues are stupid. Placing yourself and others in leagues is the best way to make sure you never get hot girls/guys.

Always go for it, no matter if you look like Quasimodo and the girl looks like the australian chick from Transformers. Learn to take rejections in stride (unless you look like a model, most attempts will end in rejection), and you'll eventually get someone.

As for the waitress, try getting a bit touchy-feely yourself (pat on the shoulder yes, boob grab very no) and see what happens. You might get lucky.

 

[zinfamous]

A waitress is out of your league?

Are you under indictment or awaiting sentencing for a felony or something?

haha. so accurate, this assessment.

it also saddens me that the question in the OP had to be asked.

but, not unexpected.

 

[moshquerade]

is she flirting for a tip? Cause a really cute one does at our weekly sunday football spot. Frankly way out of my league but it doesn't seem like something waitresses usually do.

Yes, just the tip.

 

[caddlad]

Does she make minimum wage?

 

[schneiderguy]

Sue her for sexual assault.

 

[meltdown75]

Leagues are stupid. Placing yourself and others in leagues is the best way to make sure you never get hot girls/guys.

Always go for it, no matter if you look like Quasimodo and the girl looks like the australian chick from Transformers. Learn to take rejections in stride (unless you look like a model, most attempts will end in rejection), and you'll eventually get someone.

As for the waitress, try getting a bit touchy-feely yourself (pat on the shoulder yes, boob grab very no) and see what happens. You might get lucky.

yeah.... great advice there.... pppppffffffffffttttttttttttttt bwahahhahahahahha

how's things in Italy, Mario?

 

[0roo0roo]

men are likely to be overly eager to interpret things as flirting.

 

[Pliablemoose]

OP, I have the best way to tip a waitress ever. Leave her a $100 bill with your name & number on it.

Seriously, i wanted to try it when I was younger, now they're all my daughter's age & I can't imagine raising another wife...

 

[DayLaPaul]

OP, I have the best way to tip a waitress ever. Leave her a $100 bill with your name & number on it.

Seriously, i wanted to try it when I was younger, now they're all my daughter's age & I can't imagine raising another wife...

Pics of daughter?

 

[Riceninja]

OP, I have the best way to tip a waitress ever. Leave her a $100 bill with your name & number on it.

Seriously, i wanted to try it when I was younger, now they're all my daughter's age & I can't imagine raising another wife...

pics plz

 

[preslove]

I third pics from Pliable!

 

[holden j caufield]

it's not a hooters it's a wingstop, and when she touched my arm a few times she knelt down to eye level. She didn't do this with my friends. But stupid me brings cash to make group bills easier. Should have asked for a separate check and left my number cause I've got nothing to lose. Course she wasn't there today. FML lol

 

[AznAnarchy99]

Im taking a class about Communication studies: interpersonal relationships right now. First week prof lays out about 10 studies that shows males over estimate a female's attraction towards them over 90% of the time.

Kinda like "Oh that girl across the room glanced at me, she must want to fuck!"