waitress that touches your on the arm a lot?

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  1. holden j caufield

    holden j caufield Diamond Member

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    is she flirting for a tip? Cause a really cute one does at our weekly sunday football spot. Frankly way out of my league but it doesn't seem like something waitresses usually do.
     
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  2. geno

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    She wants you. Talking is flirting, but touching is invitation for sex.
     
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    Next time you're there, adopt a stance of dominance, then grab her boob; it should go well.
     
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    Depends on where she grew up. Some subculture pockets are very friendly, and touchy without it really meaning anything.
     
  7. PottedMeat

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    it's called assault. you are within your rights to start stalking her.
     
  8. UncleWai

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    she wants you, go for it, whip out your wang!
     
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    She's probably just brushing dandruff off your arm.
     
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    Is trying to give you the herp.
     
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    TTIUWOP

    BTW, does she touch everyone, or just you?

    MotionMan
     
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    If money is involved in any way, shape, or form, always assume the woman is after your wallet and not you.

    Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to the strip club. One of the girls there calls me sugar, gives me hugs, and makes frequent eye contact with me. I'm finally going to ask her out.
     
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    These people always creep me out because I doubt I'll ever see them again and even if they were interested I'm too much of a pansy to make a move.
     
  14. meltdown75

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    how many touches are we talking here? shoulder area? lingering or really quick pokes? i'd have to see the way she was doing it to truly ascertain if she wants the hoagie :hmm:
     
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    this might not be the answer you're looking for, but it is the correct answer
     
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    A waitress is out of your league?

    Are you under indictment or awaiting sentencing for a felony or something?
     
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    Sorry to say, but she's most likely just a skilled waitress. Lightly touching a customer's arm has been shown to increase tips.
     
  19. meltdown75

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    :D :thumbsup:
     
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    $$$

    Similar to how a stripper pretends to like you. She doesn't really like you, she wants your $$$

    Same reason the cute hair stylist pretends to be interested in what you have to say.

    $$$$
     
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    lol thought this was a trident thread.
     
  22. ThatsABigOne

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    Well said.

    Now, /Thread
     
  23. rudeguy

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    If they put their hand on my arm, I put my hand on their thigh.
     
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    i put my hand upon your hip, then i dip you dip we dip

    god damn it. i hate that song and i hate the dancing baby even more. noooooooooooo
     
  25. cherrytwist

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    Have you been going to Raisins again?