wait, when did tom cruise die?

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A friend of mine posted this fb status a few days ago, "OMG, I heard Brittany Murphy just died. What a tragic loss.".

Everyone was "WTF, man?!".
 

manimal

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A friend of mine posted this fb status a few days ago, "OMG, I heard Brittany Murphy just died. What a tragic loss.".

Everyone was "WTF, man?!".

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kranky

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Can you really say he "died", when it's just that his thetan left one body and will inhabit another?
 

Ichinisan

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Tom Cruise can never die. Didn't you see his last piece-of-crap movie? Why,the man is positively indestructible. And, he's married to a woman who has lips the size of Vermont. No, I'm afraid he will be with us for some time yet to come.

He does in The Last Samurai and Valkyrie. :colbert:
 
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