wait, when did tom cruise die?

[purbeast0]

mi4 was fucking awesome. like really really entertaining.

 

[MisterJackson]

A friend of mine posted this fb status a few days ago, "OMG, I heard Brittany Murphy just died. What a tragic loss.".

Everyone was "WTF, man?!".

 

[manimal]

A friend of mine posted this fb status a few days ago, "OMG, I heard Brittany Murphy just died. What a tragic loss.".

Everyone was "WTF, man?!".

 

[kranky]

Can you really say he "died", when it's just that his thetan left one body and will inhabit another?

 

[Printer Bandit]

 

[xBiffx]

"Zero bodycount!" - Ethan Hunt

/thread

 

[Ichinisan]

Tom Cruise can never die. Didn't you see his last piece-of-crap movie? Why,the man is positively indestructible. And, he's married to a woman who has lips the size of Vermont. No, I'm afraid he will be with us for some time yet to come.

He does in The Last Samurai and Valkyrie.

 

[manimal]

He does in The Last Samurai and Valkyrie.

SPOILERZ


jk

 

[PlasmaBomb]

The correct answer is just over 2 weeks ago...

 

[alkemyst]

He died in 1986, Disney turned him into an Animatron that went sentient.

 

[GundamW]

He died in 1986, Disney turned him into an Animatron that went sentient.

Nope, Alien.