wait, when did tom cruise die?

[brianmanahan]

my buddy just told me that tom cruise died but i dont see anything about it, is that true or is he just full of crap?

 

[Insomniator]

He is full of crap

 

[KK]

nah, he died about 1/2 year ago, where the fuck have you been?

 

[BlackTigers]

about six months ago or so

 

[mcurphy]

Just after Halloween last year.

 

[RavenSEAL]

 

[BladeVenom]

Almost four years ago. The Nazis shot him when he tried to otherthrow Hitler.

 

[AgentUnknown]

Almost four years ago. The Nazis shot him when he tried to otherthrow Hitler.

That was a strange movie. Nazi's talking in english? British actors playing Nazi's? I liked the wolf's den scenes.

 

[DesiPower]

rofl, literally, never laughed this hard in a while, thanks guys

 

[Imp]

Made me check TMZ. Bastard.

 

[brianmanahan]

turns out it was a lie, i called him back up, he said hes laughing so hard he almost peed himself

idiot

 

[SamQuint]

His career died along time ago. Jumped on Oprah's couch like an idiot or something...

 

[UberNeuman]

Tom Cruise died when he fell into Oprah's couch.

They never found the body; however they did find $3.60 in loose change....

 

[tooriski]

mission impossible was good, the new one.

 

[brianmanahan]

mission impossible was good, the new one.

ive never seen any of those, are they all good?

 

[Schfifty Five]

my buddy just told me that tom cruise died but i dont see anything about it, is that true or is he just full of crap?

Right when I read the thread title, I knew it was either you or brainhulk asking.

You both have similar names are both retarded.

 

[Sluggo]

His career died right after Top Gun, maybe thats what he was referring to.

 

[IronWing]

He ate the turkey jerky.

 

[CZroe]

ive never seen any of those, are they all good?

No. I enjoyed the first but that was before all the hacker stuff became cliché. The fourth one was just unrelenting action and way beyond expectations. The serviceable plot was just an excuse to move it to all of the most awesome places on the planet to stage the action sequences, but that was totally forgivable.

Way to go, Brad Bird. I never expected that as the live-action debut from a traditionally animation-only director (director of Ratatouille, The Incredibles, The Iron Giant). That said, it needs to be seen in IMAX to be fully appreciated. Even the biggest and loudest home theaters will not do it justice.

 

[jhansman]

Tom Cruise can never die. Didn't you see his last piece-of-crap movie? Why,the man is positively indestructible. And, he's married to a woman who has lips the size of Vermont. No, I'm afraid he will be with us for some time yet to come.

 

[T_Yamamoto]

/thread

 

[manimal]

I got dizzy when he was hanging out the window. CrAzy good
CinematOgraphy.

 

[RavenSEAL]

I walked out of the last MI movie when I heard "Russians with detonation codes trying to nuke the world". Heard that story already one too many times.

 

[CZroe]

I walked out of the last MI movie when I heard "Russians with detonation codes trying to nuke the world". Heard that story already one too many times.

Then you missed a truly worthy popcorn flick.

The terrorist wasn't Russian. He wanted to steal Russia's codes to start a war between the US and Russia to purge the Earth so that it could be reborn and the human race would evolve and become stronger. Yes, it's a very cartoonish plot but, as I said earlier, the plot was just an excuse to move the action from one awesome real-world location to another.

This, coming from a guy who ABHORS most "popcorn flicks."

 

[HardcoreRobot]

i am not surprised you hang out with trolls