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manimal

Lifer
Mar 30, 2007
13,559
8
0
The sh@t hit the fan!

/poop hits actual fan


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Triumph

Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
15,031
13
81
Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked in the head... with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. Sorry, Ted, that's a dumb question... skip that.

Christmas, Ted. What does that mean to you?....A living hell.
 

acheron

Diamond Member
May 27, 2008
3,171
2
81
"My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar."

"When will you be back?"

"I can't tell you that, it's classified."
 

chitwood

Golden Member
Aug 21, 2008
1,207
56
91
He's all over the place. Nine hundred feet up to 1300 feet... what an asshole.
 

spacejamz

Lifer
Mar 31, 2003
10,865
1,510
126
A Hospital??? What is it?

It's a big building where they take sick people to. But that's not important right now.
 

blackdogdeek

Lifer
Mar 14, 2003
14,453
10
81
There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
 

Gibsons

Lifer
Aug 14, 2001
12,530
35
91
Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Victor Basta: Request vector, over.
Captain Oveur: What?
Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324.
Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Tower voice: Over.
Captain Oveur: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over!
Roger Murdock: What?
Captain Oveur: Huh?
Victor Basta: Who?