Wait a minute. I know you! You're Kareem Abdul-Jabbar!...

[UberNeuman]

I flew single engine fighters in the Air Force, but this plane has four engines. It's an entirely different kind of flying, altogether...

 

[Born2bwire]

I flew single engine fighters in the Air Force, but this plane has four engines. It's an entirely different kind of flying, altogether...

It's an entirely different kind of flying.

 

[The Boston Dangler]

Keep 'em at 24,000. No, feet.

that one kills me

 

[dennilfloss]

Love when otto pilot needs inflating

 

[Paratus]

Steve McCroskey: Jacobs, I want to know absolutely everything that's happened up till now.

Jacobs: Well, let's see. First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it.

 

[Triumph]

This guy doing the flying has no airline experience at all. He's a menace to himself and everything else in the air. Yes, birds too.

 

[McLovin]

Looks like I picked a hell of a week to quit sniffin glue!