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Waaaa....my birthday sucks :(

Fritzo

Fritzo

Lifer
I have to work tonight, my wife didn't think to get a cake so she make a crappy almond pound cake mix, no presents...Zim didn't even post a "Happy Birthday" message with my name in it 🙁

I was going to stop at a bar and nurse a beer after work, but the last time I did that my nipple got all soggy.
 
Originally posted by: pulse8
Stop fishing for sympathy and go home and bang your wife.
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Why? It's not the 3rd Thursday of the month.

Anyway, this thread is about showing me pity...stay on topic.
 
Dude I know how you feel, it's my birthday weekend and I'm sitting here stuck at work too. I should (hopefully) be getting some presents later though.

Happy Birthday 🙂
 
Originally posted by: Fritzo
I have to work tonight, my wife didn't think to get a cake so she make a crappy almond pound cake mix, no presents...Zim didn't even post a "Happy Birthday" message with my name in it 🙁

I was going to stop at a bar and nurse a beer after work, but the last time I did that my nipple got all soggy.
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Could be worse. My youngest brothers birthday is coming up and two years ago our father passed away on his birthday!
 
Cry a fucking river. I haven't celebrated a birthday in ~10 years. I have either been underway, on duty, on watch, at sea, or at work. Meh...... Sorry, but you'll receive no pity from me.
 
Originally posted by: Fullmetal Chocobo
Cry a fucking river. I haven't celebrated a birthday in ~10 years. I have either been underway, on duty, on watch, at sea, or at work. Meh...... Sorry, but you'll receive no pity from me.
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THEN DON'T POST IN MY THREAD! Me<----Pity, got it???
 
Originally posted by: Fritzo
Originally posted by: Fullmetal Chocobo
Cry a fucking river. I haven't celebrated a birthday in ~10 years. I have either been underway, on duty, on watch, at sea, or at work. Meh...... Sorry, but you'll receive no pity from me.
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THEN DON'T POST IN MY THREAD! Me<----Pity, got it???
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If you = pity, then get intoxicated and deal with life like everyone else. If this is the worst thing you have to fucking worry about, I envy you. If you are seeking envy, talk to your wife. She is likely for forgiving and giving anyway.
 
Originally posted by: Fritzo
I have to work tonight, my wife didn't think to get a cake so she make a crappy almond pound cake mix, no presents...Zim didn't even post a "Happy Birthday" message with my name in it 🙁

I was going to stop at a bar and nurse a beer after work, but the last time I did that my nipple got all soggy.
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Happy Birthday man! 🙂 :gift:
 
Eh, happy birthday.

I hate making a big deal of birthdays though.

On mine, basically no one knew it was actually.

Which is how i like it.

I spent the day benchmarking video cards for my 8800 GTX vs. HD 2900 XT mini-review here haha...
 
If I were you I'd forget to buy your wife chocolate/flowers on Valentines, see how much she likes it when you forget something that important to her.
 
Originally posted by: Devine
My last two birthdays have been in Iraq and this last one was my 21st, nothing like celebrating with near beer 🙁
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Shipmate (negardless of your branch of service), if you are in the area, you always have a beer (or preferably, some limoncello that I make) here.

Originally posted by: Coquito
Grab a six pack & come back here later.
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Approved drunk posting? 🙂 Say it isn't so.... 😀
 
Originally posted by: Fullmetal Chocobo

Originally posted by: Coquito
Grab a six pack & come back here later.
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Approved drunk posting? 🙂 Say it isn't so.... 😀
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Moderation... lightweight. Were not playing take a liter of limoncello & call me in the morning here. 😛
 
Well if you think your brithday sucks, maybe this will put some perspective into life.

Its one of my friends bday today. One of her best friends told her two weeks ago that she had cervical cancer, and today, on my friends birthday, her friend passed away.

28 years old. Diagnosed 6 months ago. Never told anyone as she didnt want sympathy. Life is short people. Live it to the fullest.
 
Originally posted by: akshatp
Well if you think your brithday sucks, maybe this will put some perspective into life.

Its one of my friends bday today. One of her best friends told her two weeks ago that she had cervical cancer, and today, on my friends birthday, her friend passed away.

28 years old. Diagnosed 6 months ago. Never told anyone as she didnt want sympathy. Life is short people. Live it to the fullest.
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I hate to expose you to a cold reality.

Most people with cervical cancer got it from fucking the wrong guy.

True story.
 
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