Waaaa....my birthday sucks :(

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
I have to work tonight, my wife didn't think to get a cake so she make a crappy almond pound cake mix, no presents...Zim didn't even post a "Happy Birthday" message with my name in it

I was going to stop at a bar and nurse a beer after work, but the last time I did that my nipple got all soggy.

Screw that...I'd kill for your evening.

BTW-Happy Birthday you miserable puke.

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: Devine
My last two birthdays have been in Iraq and this last one was my 21st, nothing like celebrating with near beer

Dude, you're over there for the sake of the rest of us. It's not like it was a waste of time or anything

Be safe.

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: akshatp
Well if you think your brithday sucks, maybe this will put some perspective into life.

Its one of my friends bday today. One of her best friends told her two weeks ago that she had cervical cancer, and today, on my friends birthday, her friend passed away.

28 years old. Diagnosed 6 months ago. Never told anyone as she didnt want sympathy. Life is short people. Live it to the fullest.

Hey! I've seen you on TV!!!

 

[Auggie]

Hey man, Happy Birthday!

 

[akshatp]

Originally posted by: RyanSengara

Originally posted by: akshatp
Well if you think your brithday sucks, maybe this will put some perspective into life.

Its one of my friends bday today. One of her best friends told her two weeks ago that she had cervical cancer, and today, on my friends birthday, her friend passed away.

28 years old. Diagnosed 6 months ago. Never told anyone as she didnt want sympathy. Life is short people. Live it to the fullest.

I hate to expose you to a cold reality.

Most people with cervical cancer got it from fucking the wrong guy.

True story.

Regardless, death is a cruel punishment.

 

[CPA]

No worries, your one more year closer to death.

 

[MegaVovaN]

Happy bday

OP aint worried about death - check my sig...

 

[TallBill]

You only have one "birthday". Just saying.

 

[Captante]

Originally posted by: RyanSengara

Originally posted by: akshatp
Well if you think your brithday sucks, maybe this will put some perspective into life.

Its one of my friends bday today. One of her best friends told her two weeks ago that she had cervical cancer, and today, on my friends birthday, her friend passed away.

28 years old. Diagnosed 6 months ago. Never told anyone as she didnt want sympathy. Life is short people. Live it to the fullest.

I hate to expose you to a cold reality.

Most people with cervical cancer got it from fucking the wrong guy.

True story.

I hate to expose you to a cold reality but you are a total douchebag. True story.





And on-topic, happy birthday OP ... now suck it up & stop feeling sorry for yourself!

 

[Jeff7]

Go look at some nice, cheerful porn.

Or go to a stripclub and say it's your birthday. Maybe they'll sing to you and blow out your candle.

 

[RbSX]

Originally posted by: akshatp

Originally posted by: RyanSengara

Originally posted by: akshatp
Well if you think your brithday sucks, maybe this will put some perspective into life.

Its one of my friends bday today. One of her best friends told her two weeks ago that she had cervical cancer, and today, on my friends birthday, her friend passed away.

28 years old. Diagnosed 6 months ago. Never told anyone as she didnt want sympathy. Life is short people. Live it to the fullest.

I hate to expose you to a cold reality.

Most people with cervical cancer got it from fucking the wrong guy.

True story.

Regardless, death is a cruel punishment.

Of course it is, but so is turning into oncoming traffic.. you gotta take precautions.