Voltron vs Transformers vs Robotech vs Power Rangers vs Enterprise vs Super Star Destroyer

[herkulease]

Transformers.

if everyone worked together.

Unicron would come out and crush everyone. He's the size of a planet. He eats other planets like they are nothing.

 

[IAteYourMother]

Originally posted by: MasterAndCommander
I forgot what I voted for originally, but I'm changing it to Chuck Norris.


The original ending, as suggested by Chuck Norris to George Lucas' "The Return of the Jedi" consisted of the Rebel Alliance finding Chuck Norris on the moon of Endor. The Rebel Alliance realized the power they had in front of them, and begged Chuck to help them defeat the Empire's Death Star. Chuck then jumped into space and roundhouse kicked the Death Star, which exploded in a fiery bang. In the last scenes, Leia left Han for Chuck, Chewbacca became Chuck's life-debt servant, and Luke decided to drop Jedi training and study under Chuck. The ending was never made because it was too awesome for George Lucas to comprehend.

QFT

 

[walkur]

Originally posted by: MasterAndCommander
I forgot what I voted for originally, but I'm changing it to Chuck Norris.


The original ending, as suggested by Chuck Norris to George Lucas' "The Return of the Jedi" consisted of the Rebel Alliance finding Chuck Norris on the moon of Endor. The Rebel Alliance realized the power they had in front of them, and begged Chuck to help them defeat the Empire's Death Star. Chuck then jumped into space and roundhouse kicked the Death Star, which exploded in a fiery bang. In the last scenes, Leia left Han for Chuck, Chewbacca became Chuck's life-debt servant, and Luke decided to drop Jedi training and study under Chuck. The ending was never made because it was too awesome for George Lucas to comprehend.

I was waiting for CHuck Norris to be mentioned. (If he wasn't I would've)

 

[Atlantean]

That depends on which version of the enterprise... the one with Kirk, the one with Picard, the one with Riker (where he upgraded it in the future), or the one with Quantum shift guy. If its the one with Picard, then it would probably win because the star destroyers don't seem to have any shielding. If its the old enterprises then the star destroyer would destroy them.

 

[So]

OMG! This thread is still alive!?

Look, all the other ships are smaller in relative size to the executor than a man in a space suit is to the enterprise. There is no way it could lose.

 

[cKGunslinger]

Originally posted by: So
OMG! This thread is still alive!?

Look, all the other ships are smaller in relative size to the executor than a man in a space suit is to the enterprise. There is no way it could lose.

The Death Star was the size of a small moon and was destroyed by a single pilot X-Wing with well-placed 2 bombs.

 

[So]

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger

Originally posted by: So
OMG! This thread is still alive!?

Look, all the other ships are smaller in relative size to the executor than a man in a space suit is to the enterprise. There is no way it could lose.

The Death Star was the size of a small moon and was destroyed by a single pilot X-Wing with well-placed 2 bombs.

Well, when there is a blatant design flaw to be exploited, of course. But that's like saying "If side X gets a one in a million lucky hit"

 

[Malak]

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger

Originally posted by: So
OMG! This thread is still alive!?

Look, all the other ships are smaller in relative size to the executor than a man in a space suit is to the enterprise. There is no way it could lose.

The Death Star was the size of a small moon and was destroyed by a single pilot X-Wing with well-placed 2 bombs.

Well, when there is a blatant design flaw to be exploited, of course. But that's like saying "If side X gets a one in a million lucky hit"

With NO radar! Come on, just admit that the SSD, along with every other Star Wars ship, is easy to destroy by anything from Star Trek.

Hell, I destroyed Tie Bombers all the time in X-Wing vs Tie Fighter with FLARES.

 

[cKGunslinger]

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger

Originally posted by: So
OMG! This thread is still alive!?

Look, all the other ships are smaller in relative size to the executor than a man in a space suit is to the enterprise. There is no way it could lose.

The Death Star was the size of a small moon and was destroyed by a single pilot X-Wing with well-placed 2 bombs.

Well, when there is a blatant design flaw to be exploited, of course. But that's like saying "If side X gets a one in a million lucky hit"

So you don't believe that the crew of the Enterprise, with their elite engineering skills, genius IQs, photon torpedoes, inverse tachyon arrays, and teleporter technology could devise a way to destroy a SSD simply because "it's too big?"

You're living in a fantasy world, man!

 

[Malak]

Here is exactly what would happen.

Just for fun, the crew of the enterprise would transport all their torpedoes onto the SSD in specific locations. Set to a timer, the SSD would just be erupting into a ball of flame as the Enterprise crew warps to Earth to defeat Voltron and the Transformers. Despite the power to completely obliterate a planet from space, they instead enlist the help of the X-Men(Yes, the crew of the Enterprise has done this before). The X-Men, able to defeat Sentinel herds, take their time and enjoy ripping the Transformers and Voltron apart. Data is beamed down then, to hax0r Robotech, which he then uses to obliterate the Power Rangers(wtf are they doing here?).

Game over man. Come on, this is zero competition here. The enterprise alone could have defeated the entire empire.

 

[TallBill]

The SSD is like the size of Africa. No way it could be beat.

 

[Malak]

Originally posted by: TallBill
The SSD is like the size of Africa. No way it could be beat.

Originally posted by: Malak
Despite the power to completely obliterate a planet from space

 

[geecee]

Originally posted by: Malak
Uh, the Enterprise is pretty big. The enterprise D was 8 times larger than previous Enterprises, and the Enterprise E... well that star destroy hasn't got a thing on it. It's faster, more maneuverable, and has a crew that has done remarkable things without firing a phaser. One time the Enterprise RAMMED a Romulan battle cruiser(bigger than the enterprise), destroying it utterly. Plus, they took on the Borg, do you really think a couple storm troopers would be a problem?

Not to be a total Star Trek geek and contradict you, but if you're talking about the scene from the last movie where Enterprise rams the Reman battle cruiser, there are two things to note. 1. The Reman battle cruiser was not destroyed by the ramming, it was destroyed by overloading the thalaron (?? -> flesh eating radiation) generator (Data fires a hand phaser into it). 2. Up until that point, it was kicking Enterprise E's ass. If I recall correctly from the movie, Enterprise had pretty much exhausted its weaponry on it and barely scratched it (and this is with the help of two other Romulan warbirds).

If that wasn't what you were talking about, well then carry on.

 

[Malak]

Originally posted by: geecee
Not to be a total Star Trek geek and contradict you, but if you're talking about the scene from the last movie where Enterprise rams the Reman battle cruiser, there are two things to note. 1. The Reman battle cruiser was not destroyed by the ramming, it was destroyed by overloading the thalaron (?? -> flesh eating radiation) generator (Data fires a hand phaser into it). 2. Up until that point, it was kicking Enterprise E's ass. If I recall correctly from the movie, Enterprise had pretty much exhausted its weaponry on it and barely scratched it (and this is with the help of two other Romulan warbirds).

If that wasn't what you were talking about, well then carry on.

The instance I was referring to was when the Enterprise D was dealing with a Romulan cruiser and another cruiser warped in to kick both their asses, but the Enterprise actually moved into the cloak field of the friendly cruiser. I don't recall what exactly happened, but for some reason they had a limited amount of time they could stay in the cloaked field and didn't have much of a chance against the other cruiser. So they put full power to holding the hull together and jumped out of the cloak field. They were moving so fast that they had cloak bleed still while they rammed the other cruiser. They never saw it coming and were destroyed in seconds.

 

[Syrch]

I voted power rangers for numbers but thenr ealized the transformers are of many....i want my vote changed

 

[K1052]

Originally posted by: So
OMG! This thread is still alive!?

Look, all the other ships are smaller in relative size to the executor than a man in a space suit is to the enterprise. There is no way it could lose.

*Ahem*

 

[EngenZerO]

Originally posted by: K1052

Originally posted by: So
OMG! This thread is still alive!?

Look, all the other ships are smaller in relative size to the executor than a man in a space suit is to the enterprise. There is no way it could lose.

*Ahem*

how does building a planet relate to a ssd?

a ssd has enough firepower to level an entire planet,

 

[K1052]

Originally posted by: EngenZerO

Originally posted by: K1052

Originally posted by: So
OMG! This thread is still alive!?

Look, all the other ships are smaller in relative size to the executor than a man in a space suit is to the enterprise. There is no way it could lose.

*Ahem*

how does building a planet relate to a ssd?

a ssd has enough firepower to level an entire planet,

As the good Captian Spock pointed out, whatever matter existed before would be destroyed (edit: I guess "rearrainged' would be a better wording) in favor of the new matrix programed into the device. Even though the effect is ultimately unstable that is irrelevent for the purposes discussed here.

It can achive the same end as the Death Star in a far, far, far, far smaller package

 

[EngenZerO]

Originally posted by: K1052

Originally posted by: EngenZerO

Originally posted by: K1052

Originally posted by: So
OMG! This thread is still alive!?

Look, all the other ships are smaller in relative size to the executor than a man in a space suit is to the enterprise. There is no way it could lose.

*Ahem*

how does building a planet relate to a ssd?

a ssd has enough firepower to level an entire planet,

As the good Captian Spock pointed out, whatever matter existed before would be destroyed (edit: I guess "rearrainged' would be a better wording) in favor of the new matrix programed into the device. Even though the effect is ultimately unstable that is irrelevent for the purposes discussed here.

It can achive the same end as the Death Star in a far, far, far, far smaller package

ok... what about the kiliks from the star wars e.u. they did some pretty marvelous stuff as well... uhm... centerpoint station... which had its own sun that was created in it...

 

[K1052]

Originally posted by: EngenZerO

Originally posted by: K1052

Originally posted by: EngenZerO

Originally posted by: K1052

Originally posted by: So
OMG! This thread is still alive!?

Look, all the other ships are smaller in relative size to the executor than a man in a space suit is to the enterprise. There is no way it could lose.

*Ahem*

how does building a planet relate to a ssd?

a ssd has enough firepower to level an entire planet,

As the good Captian Spock pointed out, whatever matter existed before would be destroyed (edit: I guess "rearrainged' would be a better wording) in favor of the new matrix programed into the device. Even though the effect is ultimately unstable that is irrelevent for the purposes discussed here.

It can achive the same end as the Death Star in a far, far, far, far smaller package

ok... what about the kiliks from the star wars e.u. they did some pretty marvelous stuff as well... uhm... centerpoint station... which had its own sun that was created in it...

I have to admit that I am not familiar with the kiliks.

They ran into some equally impressive stuff in Star Trek. The Dyson sphere being notable. Text

 

[Malak]

Originally posted by: K1052

Originally posted by: EngenZerO

Originally posted by: K1052

Originally posted by: EngenZerO

Originally posted by: K1052

Originally posted by: So
OMG! This thread is still alive!?

Look, all the other ships are smaller in relative size to the executor than a man in a space suit is to the enterprise. There is no way it could lose.

*Ahem*

how does building a planet relate to a ssd?

a ssd has enough firepower to level an entire planet,

As the good Captian Spock pointed out, whatever matter existed before would be destroyed (edit: I guess "rearrainged' would be a better wording) in favor of the new matrix programed into the device. Even though the effect is ultimately unstable that is irrelevent for the purposes discussed here.

It can achive the same end as the Death Star in a far, far, far, far smaller package

ok... what about the kiliks from the star wars e.u. they did some pretty marvelous stuff as well... uhm... centerpoint station... which had its own sun that was created in it...

I have to admit that I am not familiar with the kiliks.

They ran into some equally impressive stuff in Star Trek. The Dyson sphere being notable. Text

Not only the Dyson sphere, but a planet controlled by the "Furies" had a transport device that used the power from an exploding sun to transport their entire planet an entire quadrant away. Of course, we sabatoged it and sent them packing in a random direction opposite of the federation

 

[So]

Originally posted by: Malak
Here is exactly what would happen.

Just for fun, the crew of the enterprise would transport all their torpedoes onto the SSD in specific locations. Set to a timer, the SSD would just be erupting into a ball of flame as the Enterprise crew warps to Earth to defeat Voltron and the Transformers. Despite the power to completely obliterate a planet from space, they instead enlist the help of the X-Men(Yes, the crew of the Enterprise has done this before). The X-Men, able to defeat Sentinel herds, take their time and enjoy ripping the Transformers and Voltron apart. Data is beamed down then, to hax0r Robotech, which he then uses to obliterate the Power Rangers(wtf are they doing here?).

Game over man. Come on, this is zero competition here. The enterprise alone could have defeated the entire empire.

Except that the star wars shields are at least as good as the star trek shields, and they cannot transport through shields.

Furthemore, even if they could, and even if every torp. worked the SSD would STILL be in the fight. I think you underestimate the size of a 17 KILOMETER warship.

 

[Malak]

Originally posted by: So
Furthemore, even if they could, and even if every torp. worked the SSD would STILL be in the fight. I think you underestimate the size of a 17 KILOMETER warship.

I think you don't know how vehicles work. One bullet can stop a car. One sticky bomb can stop a tank. One chain reaction of explosions can destroy a ship, no matter what size. There is a weakness that ever vehicle has.

In First Contact, the Federation fleet, by order of Picard, targeted a single spot on the Borg ship. Until this moment, the Federation was getting owned like school girls. That one shot destroyed the borg cube.

In the first book of the Fury Saga, a Fury ship came through a wormhole and proceded to eradicate the entire Klingon fleet, except a couple ships that went to ask Kirk for help. This was during the time the Federation was at war with the Klingons. Of course, if Klingons ask Kirk for help, that means business. The Enterprise saved the day by finding the one weakness the Fury ship had. And that was just a Fury scout ship.

There are things in the Star Trek universe much, much worse than the Death Star or the SSD. Even the Jedi force is no match for the likes of Q(or M).

 

[So]

Originally posted by: Malak

Originally posted by: So
Furthemore, even if they could, and even if every torp. worked the SSD would STILL be in the fight. I think you underestimate the size of a 17 KILOMETER warship.

I think you don't know how vehicles work. One bullet can stop a car. One sticky bomb can stop a tank. One chain reaction of explosions can destroy a ship, no matter what size. There is a weakness that ever vehicle has.

In First Contact, the Federation fleet, by order of Picard, targeted a single spot on the Borg ship. Until this moment, the Federation was getting owned like school girls. That one shot destroyed the borg cube.

In the first book of the Fury Saga, a Fury ship came through a wormhole and proceded to eradicate the entire Klingon fleet, except a couple ships that went to ask Kirk for help. This was during the time the Federation was at war with the Klingons. Of course, if Klingons ask Kirk for help, that means business. The Enterprise saved the day by finding the one weakness the Fury ship had. And that was just a Fury scout ship.

There are things in the Star Trek universe much, much worse than the Death Star or the SSD. Even the Jedi force is no match for the likes of Q(or M).

It works that way in the movies because the heroes can't die. In reality, most of the time, it takes a lot of hits, and those precious chan reactions rarely happen, especially on a properly designed warship

 

[cKGunslinger]

Originally posted by: So
It works that way in the movies because the heroes can't die. In reality, most of the time, it takes a lot of hits, and those precious chan reactions rarely happen, especially on a properly designed warship

1) Yeah, that Empire really knew how to make "properly designed" warships. :roll:

2) Why the fvck did you bring up "reality" in this, of all threads?