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Visited my first nudie bar tonight... blah... humbug.

ive never understood the fascination with seeing semi naked women dancing around. ohhh well, hopefully i never see it.






dam(ah bien)
 
hehe yeah the first time i went in i got so bored i nearly fell asleep.

in the end, me and my pals ended up speculating which gal would ask which guy for a lap dance... LOL
 
It was a fem nude bar. We were there for only an hour before their rotation started over again. There was only one girl there who was worth the time.

No, I didn't get a lap dance or table dance.
 
Yah I know how ya feel. I went with my friends to a strip club here in town on my 18th birthday and it wasn't much fun at all. I know this sounds bad, but once you've seen one, you've seen all! 😀

Plus I always hate when I stink like cigar smoke when I'm in a bar or strip club.
 
I went to this strip club called Rhyno in L.A. and you can get some hands action. I was squeezing the sh#t out of this chicks. But at the same time I was burning like $250 a night while I'm in L.A.
 
I've gone to a strip club one time. I went to Treasures in Houston. I must say that was the wildest time I have ever had in a bar/club. We all sat at the same table for 3 or 4 hours, drinking and watching the girls. At Treasures, you are not allowed to touch but they sure do like to touch you...
 
I've been to a strip bar once, and it was probably one of the most enjoyable nights that I've ever had. It was one of the juice bars where you could bring your own boose. Well, 4 of us went down there and only two of us were old enough to drink. We grabbed a case of beer, but forgot to get ice.

Well, it was the middle of the winter and there was about 8" of snow on the ground. I started scooping up snow and putting it in the bucket to keep the brews cold. I had about 5 dancers comment on how they liked our ice 🙂

Best part of the night was what we did to one of our friends. This guy is about 5'4", and weighs about 125 pounds. He is the definition of shrimp. I think this was the first time that he had ever seen a naked woman outside of magazines and television. Anyway, I rounded up about $50 between the other three of us(at this point, I was so drunk I could hardly count 🙂), and find this stripper who was about 6'1" tall, and had some of the biggest jugs in the joint. When the lapdance area freed up, she came over, grabbed him by the shirt and dragged him over to the lap dance section.

As she was taking him back there, some incredibly drunk guy screams "SHE'S GONNA BREAK YOU IN HALF BOY!!" Oh man, I about fell out of my chair laughing at that point. She had him back there for almost 20 minutes. I swear he was smiling for a week 😀

What a night.
 


<< ive never understood the fascination with seeing semi naked women dancing around. >>



Don't know what strip bars you go to, but here in Memphis they are totaly nude and even perfprm sexual acts on each other while on stage. Of course if the lights wee turned on you would probably se that 80% of them are butt ugly. I guess that is why they keep the lighting down. $40 gets you a couch dance and you can touch anywhere excpet one spot.

 


<< As she was taking him back there, some incredibly drunk guy screams &quot;SHE'S GONNA BREAK YOU IN HALF BOY!!&quot; >>




That is F-ing hilarious 😀
 
<<. I know this sounds bad, but once you've seen one, you've seen all!>>

Dont you mean 2? 😀

Looking without being able to touch just never appealed to me (except as a form of foreplay) for more than a few minutes. 😀.
 
It's been almost 2 years since I went to a strip club. The first time I went, my brother took me for my 18th birthday. We went back a couple of weeks later because most of my friends birthdays are around the same time (all in february).

The first time I went, it was on a Saturday night, so there were a lot of people there. The second time I went with my friends, we showed up at about 2 in the afternoon on a Saturday. Needless to say, we were the only 5 people in there, and got ALL of the attention. It was great. I never spend no more than $20 when going neither. It's usually a $5 cover charge, $2 for a drink, and $13 for the dancers on stage.

It makes for a great time, and once had 2 girls that were going to go, but we never got around to doing it.
 
I just love the men that go there, and get all excited because the women are friendly to them. Of course they are, you have money and they are essentially businesswomen. Just dressed a whole lot trampier. 😉 I went to see male strippers once with my friends, and wouldn't you know it. The one table dancing for us looked like Barry Manilow. That kind of did me in for the night.
 
Barry Manilow &quot;did you in&quot;? Hes funny looking,that nose could be considered a sexual organ and must be great for oral sex. Do you like BM or were you making fun of him? I'm not trying to be an ass,I really don't know.
 
My roomate is a total deviant and goes to the local nudie bar at least 3 times a week.

I average about once a year or so.
 
Ack! Not did me in the &quot;Mmm, gots to get me some of that!&quot; way. More along the &quot;OMG, I finally go to see strippers and I get Barry Manilow?&quot; I mean, I like his music, but no, he just does not do it for me. 😉
 
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