I've been to a strip bar once, and it was probably one of the most enjoyable nights that I've ever had. It was one of the juice bars where you could bring your own boose. Well, 4 of us went down there and only two of us were old enough to drink. We grabbed a case of beer, but forgot to get ice.
Well, it was the middle of the winter and there was about 8" of snow on the ground. I started scooping up snow and putting it in the bucket to keep the brews cold. I had about 5 dancers comment on how they liked our ice
Best part of the night was what we did to one of our friends. This guy is about 5'4", and weighs about 125 pounds. He is the definition of shrimp. I think this was the first time that he had ever seen a naked woman outside of magazines and television. Anyway, I rounded up about $50 between the other three of us(at this point, I was so drunk I could hardly count
), and find this stripper who was about 6'1" tall, and had some of the biggest jugs in the joint. When the lapdance area freed up, she came over, grabbed him by the shirt and dragged him over to the lap dance section.
As she was taking him back there, some incredibly drunk guy screams "SHE'S GONNA BREAK YOU IN HALF BOY!!" Oh man, I about fell out of my chair laughing at that point. She had him back there for almost 20 minutes. I swear he was smiling for a week
What a night.