*VIDEO* OMFG! This kid would kick ever single on of our (_|_)'s

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SoylentGreen

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Originally posted by: Wahsapa
meh, im faster with glowsticks at raves... and i dont even look angry! :)

just from the look on his face you can tell that kids gonna be FVCKED up when hes older...

Difference is you look like a wuss with your cute little glowsticks
 

Doboji

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Wow just wow.... He was just so angry... I want to find him, give him a hug, and tell him everything is going to be ok.

-Max
 

OutHouse

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the kid is all flash no substance. so he can puke up a kata big deal. put him in a kick boxing match and lets see how well he does.
 

Xionide

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Originally posted by: Modeps
Originally posted by: Xionide
Remove his oversized toothpick and I could show the little bastard what a good ol' fashion nut kickin would feel like. Might slow him down a bit till I throw him in the back of my creepy neighbor larry's van with the spray painted windows.

-Xionide

Um, his balls havent even dropped yet so chances are it wouldnt hurt as much, but you wouldnt even get in close enough to do it anyway

Heh its just martial arts. I dont care what ninja flips the little bastard could do. I could pick him up and toss him into a brick wall. If he were 5 years older I agree, he would tromple me.

-Xionide
 

pyonir

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Dec 18, 2001
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Originally posted by: dfi
He's really going to excel in the tall flag squad. Or maybe do some baton dancing.

dfi

lol...exactly what i was thinking.
 

amcdonald

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go look at a demonstration/exhibition from real monks if you want to be impressed.
That kid is fast, but he can't fly.
 

TheNinja

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He's ok, but he's nothing compared to a real ninja. If he ever actually got into a fight with a real ninja, oh man, he'd be in for big surprise.....how about a six foot boner uppercut.....and the ninja wouldn't even think twice about it!!!
 

classy

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Oct 12, 1999
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I seen a girl not to long doing the same thing. She was trying out for the cheerleading team for pee wee football. :p
 

her209

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Originally posted by: classy
I seen a girl not to long doing the same thing. She was trying out for the cheerleading team for pee wee football. :p
Exactly. He's just doing a baton routine with some yelling.
 

classy

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Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: classy
I seen a girl not to long doing the same thing. She was trying out for the cheerleading team for pee wee football. :p
Exactly. He's just doing a baton routine with some yelling.

Yep thats it. I could this little screamer getting choked out in 15 seconds, lol. :)
 

sillymofo

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Wow, he's fast, just like a 30 mph cross wind.... and will probably do as much damage as the wind that blows. No power, all he's ever practiced for is show, I bet my nephew can kick his ass.