[VID] I like pi, you?

[sonz70]

I've found my glasses. I'm putting them on. My God! One of our candles fell on the curtain. The curtain is on fire! I'm pointing at it, a shocked look on my face.

 

[ruffilb]

Go to h*ll. I'm logging off, you loser!

 

[sonz70]

Now the carpet is on fire! Oh noooo!

 

[ruffilb]

"logged off"

 

[sonz70]

I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.

 

[ruffilb]

You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..

 

[sonz70]

Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order

 

[ruffilb]

Haha! OK

Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.

 

[sonz70]

Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?

 

[ruffilb]

I want everything, baby!

 

[sonz70]

Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
**pause**

 

[ruffilb]

(15 minutes later)

I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!

 

[sonz70]

You can't hurry good pizza.
I'm on my way now though
**pause**

 

[ruffilb]

So you're at my front door now.

 

[sonz70]

How did you know?
I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven

 

[ruffilb]

Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold.

 

[sonz70]

So you're still in the bathroom?

 

[ruffilb]

Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.

 

[sonz70]

I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstasy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....

 

[Firus]

Originally posted by: sonz70
I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstasy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....

Man, leave work at work...home is a place to relax, we all know you do this all day as a career.

 

[ruffilb]

WTF!

You perverted POS!