[VID] I like pi, you?

[sonz70]

Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?

 

[ruffilb]

I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?

 

[sonz70]

I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds. I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Wal-Mart. I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner...it smells funny.

 

[ruffilb]

Why don't you take off your glasses?

 

[sonz70]

OK, but I can't see very well without them. I place the glasses on the night table.

 

[ViciouS]

Where do i get my 5 minutes back?

 

[ruffilb]

I'm waiting eagerly for your return.

 

[sonz70]

I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I can't find it. Uh-oh!

 

[ruffilb]

What's the matter now?

 

[sonz70]

I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way.

 

[ruffilb]

Originally posted by: ViciouS
Where do i get my 5 minutes back?

:music:
Get right to the heart of matters
It's the heart that matters more
I think you better turn your ticket in
And get your money back at the door
:music:

 

[BrokenVisage]

:laugh:

 

[ruffilb]

Originally posted by: sonz70
I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way.

Mmm, yes. Come on.

 

[sonz70]

Originally posted by: ruffilb

Originally posted by: sonz70
I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way.

Mmm, yes. Come on.

OK, now I'm going to put my...you know ...thing...in your...you know...woman's thing.

 

[ruffilb]

Yes! Do it, baby! Do it!

 

[sonz70]

I kiss your neck. Umm, I'm having a little trouble here.

 

[Eli]

What the fsck is going on in here?

:Q

 

[ruffilb]

What?

 

[BrokenVisage]

Originally posted by: Eli
What the fsck is going on in here?

:Q

Shhhh.. let them be.

 

[sonz70]

Originally posted by: BrokenVisage

Originally posted by: Eli
What the fsck is going on in here?

:Q

Shhhh.. let them be.

Were innocent

 

[Goosemaster]

IT BURNSSSS....IT BURNS.....!!!!

 

[sonz70]

Originally posted by: ruffilb
Yes! Do it, baby! Do it!

I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my weiner all floppy. I'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong.

 

[ruffilb]

No, never mind. I'm getting dressed.

 

[sonz70]

No wait! Now I'm squinting, trying to find the night table. I'm feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair spray, picture frames and your candles

 

[ruffilb]

I'm buttoning my blouse. Now I'm putting on my shoes.