Vasectomy

[HeroOfPellinor]

Seriously, cause it would totally like suck. A roving mob of women who survived finally find you......the only man still alive after the catastophe....and you're all, uh, sorry, but I'm no longer fertile. After they collectively sighed they'd all freaking just eat you or hook a damn harnass to you and keep you in a cage and make you the pack mule. And you'd be all WWWHHHYYYYYYYYYYY????!!!!

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: SlowSpyder
I'm getting my junk cut soon. I have the consultation tomorrow and am quite nervous. Anyone here gone through it? What can I expect, how was recovery? Tell me everything is going to be ok.

I see the doctor tomorrow, but I wanted to hear from anyone who actually has had the procedure done.

Consultation? That's great. The doc just told me to lie down, snip snip and I walked out of his office.

 

[Greenman]

A friend of mine got cliped, the doctor said "this might hurt a little" at which point my buddy passed out.

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
Seriously, cause it would totally like suck. A roving mob of women who survived finally find you......the only man still alive after the catastophe....and you're all, uh, sorry, but I'm no longer fertile. After they collectively sighed they'd all freaking just eat you or hook a damn harnass to you and keep you in a cage and make you the pack mule. And you'd be all WWWHHHYYYYYYYYYYY????!!!!

hahahah

yeah if htat happens i won't be telling anyone i got it done. i would just go as long as i could until they figured it out heh

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
You know, I wonder if it changes the flavor at all...

you would be the one to wonder that :laugh:

 

[IronWing]

Okay, what's the worst that could happen? Other than a little infection and gangrene?

Just kidding, but not really.

Anyway enough fear mongering and on to the important info...

For three weeks after you get your balls whacked DO NOT ALLOW YOURSELF TO GET AN ERECTION! You can tear the internal stitches and your scrotum will inflate with blood and look like one of those playground balls. You will have to go to the ER wearing nothing but a sheet because you won't fit in your underwear anymore. That's all the advice I can offer. Good luck.

 

[djheater]

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: zinfamous
read this before you get snipped

Vasectomy and dementia?

I don't really see any hard numbers in there...

It's an early study, and this is also an ABSTRACT of the research paper. (It baffles me how so many anandtechers are research illiterate...) If you want to see those hard numbers, then you need to have access to pubmed. If it's published, that means it's peer-reviewed and the numbers have passed muster (pun intended). Whether or not you, or some other scientist agrees with those numbers, is an entirely different matter.

I tend to remain sceptical pending further research

It baffles me how many anandtechers are illiterate.

 

[bunker]

Originally posted by: ironwing
Okay, what's the worst that could happen? Other than a little infection and gangrene?

Just kidding, but not really.

Anyway enough fear mongering and on to the important info...

For three weeks after you get your balls whacked DO NOT ALLOW YOURSELF TO GET AN ERECTION! You can tear the internal stitches and your scrotum will inflate with blood and look like one of those playground balls. You will have to go to the ER wearing nothing but a sheet because you won't fit in your underwear anymore. That's all the advice I can offer. Good luck.

BS, I was having sex within 2 weeks. Just put a bag of frozen peas on your sack the first day, no heavy lifting for a week or so.

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: djheater

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: zinfamous
read this before you get snipped

Vasectomy and dementia?

I don't really see any hard numbers in there...

It's an early study, and this is also an ABSTRACT of the research paper. (It baffles me how so many anandtechers are research illiterate...) If you want to see those hard numbers, then you need to have access to pubmed. If it's published, that means it's peer-reviewed and the numbers have passed muster (pun intended). Whether or not you, or some other scientist agrees with those numbers, is an entirely different matter.

I tend to remain sceptical pending further research

It baffles me how many anandtechers are illiterate.

Ain't dat sumpin?

 

[moshquerade]

this thread is missing something....


sperm.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
You know, I wonder if it changes the flavor at all...

you would be the one to wonder that :laugh:

Why, whatever do you mean? *bats eyelashes*

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: djheater

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: zinfamous
read this before you get snipped

Vasectomy and dementia?

I don't really see any hard numbers in there...

It's an early study, and this is also an ABSTRACT of the research paper. (It baffles me how so many anandtechers are research illiterate...) If you want to see those hard numbers, then you need to have access to pubmed. If it's published, that means it's peer-reviewed and the numbers have passed muster (pun intended). Whether or not you, or some other scientist agrees with those numbers, is an entirely different matter.

I tend to remain sceptical pending further research

It baffles me how many anandtechers are illiterate.

play-on-words...so sue me

 

[SlowSpyder]

Keep me in your thoughts and prayers at 4:45 central time. Probing, poking, and maybe a little yanking will be going on then.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: SlowSpyder
Keep me in your thoughts and prayers at 4:45 central time. Probing, poking, and maybe a little yanking will be going on then.

you almost make it sound enjoyable. :Q

 

[Golgatha]

Originally posted by: SlowSpyder
Keep me in your thoughts and prayers at 4:45 central time. Probing, poking, and maybe a little yanking will be going on then.

Good luck!

 

[OutHouse]

Originally posted by: ironwing
Okay, what's the worst that could happen? Other than a little infection and gangrene?

Just kidding, but not really.

Anyway enough fear mongering and on to the important info...

For three weeks after you get your balls whacked DO NOT ALLOW YOURSELF TO GET AN ERECTION! You can tear the internal stitches and your scrotum will inflate with blood and look like one of those playground balls. You will have to go to the ER wearing nothing but a sheet because you won't fit in your underwear anymore. That's all the advice I can offer. Good luck.

BS i had to take a sample into my doc 7 days after my snip job.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Citrix

Originally posted by: ironwing
Okay, what's the worst that could happen? Other than a little infection and gangrene?

Just kidding, but not really.

Anyway enough fear mongering and on to the important info...

For three weeks after you get your balls whacked DO NOT ALLOW YOURSELF TO GET AN ERECTION! You can tear the internal stitches and your scrotum will inflate with blood and look like one of those playground balls. You will have to go to the ER wearing nothing but a sheet because you won't fit in your underwear anymore. That's all the advice I can offer. Good luck.

BS i had to take a sample into my doc 7 days after my snip job.

Besides which, I have no idea how that would even be remotely possible for me to do.

 

[Lounatik]

I had to shave my own sac and didnt even get an old hag to do it. But, on the flip side, the nurse was good looking and got to watch me get a bit nervous on the table. It was over pretty quick and I had basically no discomfort whatsoever. I actually read a magazine while they were clipping the tubes.

As for quantity, I did notice a definite decease in man-juice, but my wife doesnt seem to mind, so I guess all is good.

Most doctors want to give you a consult to make sure you are really ready to do this. If you are 18 I would imagine that a doctor would do a hell of a sell job to not let you get it. All I said was " I am 40 and I just had my second child. Start cutting!"

Recovery was a piece of cake. Nice and easy.


Peace

Lounatik