VA drivers $uck.

[ThePresence]

1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: CHICAGO

2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: NEW YORK

3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes
of traffic: NEW JERSEY

4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on
accelerator: BOSTON

5. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino,
cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap: LOS
ANGELES

6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in
terror: OHIO, but driving in CALIFORNIA

7. Waving at everyone that you pass, eating a moon pie, sipping an
RC, smiling and chewing and talking to yourself. TENNESSEE

8. One hand on 12 oz. Double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling
cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on
steering wheel while stuck in traffic: SEATTLE

9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between
both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing
McDonald's bag out the window: TEXAS

10. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window,
beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: ALABAMA

11. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above
windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left
blinker on: FLORIDA

12. Knee up against steering wheel, one hand on Tim Horton's coffee
cup, cell phone in ear, accelerator to the floor, applying
makeup/doing crossword puzzle/reading morning Free Press,
knocking down orange barrels, changing lanes without turn
signals: MICHIGAN

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: Saulbadguy
i have a question about VA...how come so many damn people have customized license plates in VA?

I think they're really cheap there.

 

[Megatomic]

Originally posted by: scauffiel

Originally posted by: Megatomic
My drive to Newport News from Va Beach and the return trip are almost always rage inducing trips for me. The asshats doing the I64 work infuriate me anew every day. And the geriatrics that slow down to 35mph in HRBT make me wanna scream. :| :| :|

I drive from Hampton to Virginia Beach (Rosemont Exit) to get to work every day. One of these days I am absolutely going to have a stroke because of these assclowns. The HRBT is unbelievable - easily a 30+ minute wait when going home at night, every night. So I started working until 1800 (6:00PM) to avoid that. Nope, at least half of the time some tool has had an accident, or a stalled car, or a vehicle fire, or some other tomfoolery in the tunnel. Ten million miles of roads in Virginia and that craps' got to happen in the tunnel. When the HRBT is down then I gotta go the long way around, which is an hour drive. Every. Friggin. Night. Jeez, from 1100 on on a Friday there's a 30+ minute delay in getting through the tunnel. I've never seen so many selfish pieces of crap drivers mixed with utterly pathetic scaredy cat drivers. I hate them all.

Luckily, my realtor just called and it looks like my offer was accepted on a house in Chesepeake... Whew. Hopefully that'll head off my stroke.

Steve

Lol, sounds familiar. 😀

Btw, the Rosemont onramp is where I get onto/off-of 264 on a daily basis. Do you work near Rosemont?

 

[Toddo97]

In Virginia Beach they teach us in drivers ed that it's against the law to use blinkers.

 

[FrustratedUser]

Originally posted by: Toddo97
In Virginia Beach they teach us in drivers ed that it's against the law to use blinkers.

Hahahah! WTF?
:Q

 

[Megatomic]

I took driver's ed here in Va Beach (Kellam HS) and they never once tried that on us. I'm sure this is some kind of joke.

 

[Linflas]

What do Charlottesville, Norfolk-Virginia Beach Hampton Roads, and Northern Virginia all have in common? They are all places that are inundated with drivers from other states and all 3 areas are the worst traffic hells in the state.

 

[Megatomic]

Good point Linflas. I know here in Hampton Roads the military bases contribute a lot of the crappy drivers we put up with.

 

[toant103]

Originally posted by: sward666

VA drivers $uck.

I've been saying that for a long time, and they always get defensive and indignant about it. Their affinity for rubbernecking is terrible.

what about New Yorker?

If 64 is bad, try 395,495, and 95 in Springfield VA

 

[Fenixgoon]

try new jersey.. probably the worst drivers 😛

 

[krunchykrome]

All you gotta do is just merge and dont slow down....they'll get the hint and they will slow down. Thats what I do.

 

[VirginiaDonkey]

ahhhh....the good ol mixing bowl
I have never seen a worse intersection than that I-95/395/495 If you think the cars in the Daytona 500 look packed, you ain't seen nothin

 

[toant103]

Originally posted by: gotey
ahhhh....the good ol mixing bowl
I have never seen a worse intersection than that I-95/395/495 If you think the cars in the Daytona 500 look packed, you ain't seen nothin

hell yeah, but Thank goodness they just open the 495 bridge to 95 s a while back. Maybe a month ago i think