us army vs. sauron's army

[Gooberlx2]

Yes, ancient Sith lords were powerful enough to move stars with the force or destroy a planet

Well, if this is the measure of power then I'd have to side with Mickey Mouse...Wizard Style!

 

[Insane3D]

Originally posted by: Walleye

Originally posted by: thraashman
Yes, ancient Sith lords were powerful enough to move stars with the force or destroy a planet. However Sith lords had a slight tendency to backstab one another.

And of course the US army could kill Sauron's army, it's called modern firearms. Or hell, you could just do what the current US army does and cluster bomb civilian populations because there's a slight possibility that anti-american troops are in the area (in other words what the Army does in Iraq).

you really have no idea what we're doing there, do you?

Finding the WMD's? Oh wait...

 

[OulOat]

Originally posted by: brxndxn
Federation of Planets > Jedi army > US Army > The Glorious Red Army of Russia > Sauron's Army > Napolean's Army > King Arthor and the Round Table > Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles > Anandtech Off-topic discussion board nerd think-tank army > Chief Wigam > France > ant hill

Where does Allah and Buddha fit?

 

[Lonyo]

There's Klingon's on the starboard bow!

 

[Siddhartha]

Originally posted by: Dr Smooth
Yeah, if Aragorn had a squadron of B-52s......

and 15 A-10 Warthogs for close in battle field work.

 

[Vonkhan]

Tyranasauoruses in F-14s pwnz0roxs all your armies

 

[Analog]

Originally posted by: jhu
i think i'd give props to the us army since they'd totatally annihilate sauron's ragtag army of orcs and ogres

no magic?

 

[GoingUp]

Originally posted by: thraashman
Yes, ancient Sith lords were powerful enough to move stars with the force or destroy a planet. However Sith lords had a slight tendency to backstab one another.

And of course the US army could kill Sauron's army, it's called modern firearms. Or hell, you could just do what the current US army does and cluster bomb civilian populations because there's a slight possibility that anti-american troops are in the area (in other words what the Army does in Iraq).

Hey look! Its a troll from Sauron's army!

 

[jhu]

no magic?

hmm...i'll take nukes over magic

 

[Schadenfroh]

Originally posted by: OulOat

Originally posted by: brxndxn
Federation of Planets > Jedi army > US Army > The Glorious Red Army of Russia > Sauron's Army > Napolean's Army > King Arthor and the Round Table > Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles > Anandtech Off-topic discussion board nerd think-tank army > Chief Wigam > France > ant hill

Where does Allah and Buddha fit?

Federation of Planets > Jedi army > US Army > The Glorious Red Army of Russia > Sauron's Army > Napolean's Army > Allah> King Arthor and the Round Table > Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles > Anandtech Off-topic discussion board nerd think-tank army > Buddha > Chief Wigam > France > ant hill

 

[Pacfanweb]

Originally posted by: Vonkhan
Tyranasauoruses in F-14s pwnz0roxs all your armies

You go, Calvin!

Actually, I'd just tell the cows from the Chick Fil A commercials that Sauron had bought Chick Fil A and was planning to serve burgers.
They'd trample his army.

 

[DurocShark]

Ya'll forgot about....


THE POWER OF CHEESE!!!

 

[JackBurton]

Originally posted by: thraashman
Yes, ancient Sith lords were powerful enough to move stars with the force or destroy a planet. However Sith lords had a slight tendency to backstab one another.

And of course the US army could kill Sauron's army, it's called modern firearms. Or hell, you could just do what the current US army does and cluster bomb civilian populations because there's a slight possibility that anti-american troops are in the area (in other words what the Army does in Iraq).

This is just wrong, I can't believe the US is doing that! Why aren't they using nukes instead? You know, you gotta break a few eggs to make an omelet. 🙂

And yes, the US army would slap around Sauron's army, ring or not.

 

[XZeroII]

Originally posted by: Walleye

Originally posted by: brxndxn
Federation of Planets > Jedi army > US Army > The Glorious Red Army of Russia > Sauron's Army > Napolean's Army > King Arthor and the Round Table > Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles > Anandtech Off-topic discussion board nerd think-tank army > Chief Wigam > France > ant hill

are u sure france will be able to defeat an ant hill?

I was thinking the SAME THING!

Federation of Planets > Jedi army > US Army > Powerpuff Girls > The Glorious Red Army of Russia > Sauron's Army > Napolean's Army > King Arthor and the Round Table > Iraq's Army > Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles > Anandtech Off-topic discussion board nerd think-tank army > Chief Wigam > ant hill > France

 

[XZeroII]

Originally posted by: JackBurton

Originally posted by: thraashman
You know, you gotta break a few eggs to make an omelet. 🙂

That's why I don't eat omlets 🙁

 

[brigden]

If a couple of gay hobbits can kill those monster then I'm going to side with the U.S. Army.

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Originally posted by: Xionide

Originally posted by: WinstonSmith

Originally posted by: ROTC1983
Woohoo, US army going to kick some butt 🙂

Of course we would. However, Sauron did not posess the ring. If he had, kiss your butt goodbye.

He didnt seem to kick to much ass when he had the ring, ooo, he can toss a couple of elfs and men threw the air, woop di doo. And he created the fvcking thing so why doesnt he just make another?

-Xionide

The men in those days were superior to us. Also remember there are other powers aiding the cause of good, which may have guided the blade of Isildur. Alone, men were lost.

Sauron could not make another ring. He imparted a significant part of himself into it. It would be like you cutting off both legs, and someone saying that you should grow two more.


Oh, an as far as the Sith and their planet destroying ways? I wonder if they would do so well against a lesser Ainur (the Maiar, such as Gandalf and Sauron really are). Of course if they didn't fare well, then I expect the Valar to intercede, and that would be that.

 

[KEV1N]

I'm surprised no one has brought up the possibility of COKE destroying all!

 

[Richdog]

Originally posted by: WinstonSmith

Originally posted by: Xionide

Originally posted by: WinstonSmith

Originally posted by: ROTC1983
Woohoo, US army going to kick some butt 🙂

Of course we would. However, Sauron did not posess the ring. If he had, kiss your butt goodbye.

He didnt seem to kick to much ass when he had the ring, ooo, he can toss a couple of elfs and men threw the air, woop di doo. And he created the fvcking thing so why doesnt he just make another?

-Xionide

The men in those days were superior to us. Also remember there are other powers aiding the cause of good, which may have guided the blade of Isildur. Alone, men were lost.

Sauron could not make another ring. He imparted a significant part of himself into it. It would be like you cutting off both legs, and someone saying that you should grow two more.


Oh, an as far as the Sith and their planet destroying ways? I wonder if they would do so well against a lesser Ainur (the Maiar, such as Gandalf and Sauron really are). Of course if they didn't fare well, then I expect the Valar to intercede, and that would be that.

Bwhahahaha we have the ultimate nerd, praise be! 🙂
:beer:

 

[Vonkhan]

WinstonSmith <--------------- T3H g33|( AWARD WINNAR!!!!!!!!!

 

[Adrian Tung]

Originally posted by: Palek
A cleric with his gun-kata would kick some serious butt.

That was a great movie, but useless against hordes of orcs with swords... 😛


🙂atwl

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

wtf is the poll?

 

[yoda291]

abraham lincoln on robot dinosaur armed with febreeze and duck tape after drinking sunny D > *

A virtual cookie to whoever gets the reference.

 

[TheBoyBlunder]

Sauron's Army...strictly by sheer volume of numbers. No matter how good your technology, you can be overrun by numbers.

 

[crystal]

Originally posted by: BlinderBomber
With unlimited ammunition, I would take 400 US soldiers and a few M1s over Sauron's army. I don't think the orcs have any tactics to deal with RPGs and 50 cal machine guns.

You would be suprise how fast a few ten thousands can orcs and trolls can over ran those 400 US soldiers. Once in the melee range, those soldiers will be cut down in no time.