urine in couch(i have great friends)

[slightlyhuman]

Well after putting up with my idiot of a friend last night. He passed out on my couch. Woke up this morning and saw the middle cushion had piss all over my couch. Was going to just call someone to clean it but seeing that it's Sunday, and super bowl day, I'm probably shit out of luck.


Any home remedies that have worked for you guys? About to hit up the googles but just figured I'd ask if someone has had a positive outcome in a similar experience.

 

[Spoooon]

Flip the cushion over, sell the couch. 😀

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzZrctQcNf8

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Put the cover in the washing machine and get a new foam insert.

 

[MovingTarget]

Well after putting up with my idiot of a friend last night. He passed out on my couch. Woke up this morning and saw the middle cushion had piss all over my couch. Was going to just call someone to clean it but seeing that it's Sunday, and super bowl day, I'm probably shit out of luck.


Any home remedies that have worked for you guys? About to hit up the googles but just figured I'd ask if someone has had a positive outcome in a similar experience.

Next time he shows up, present him with a pack of Depends and an invoice for upholstery cleaning. Drinking or no, you shouldn't have to put up with that shit.

 

[brainhulk]

sell the couch in Hot Deals

 

[busydude]

Make your friend pay for that.

 

[DesiPower]

isnt it stinking? how can you live in the same house with such a couch??? ewww....

 

[Spikesoldier]

you could rent one of those carpet cleaning machines

but it would be too costly for a one-off situation like this, and not sure if it would be effective against the foam insert.

either way, make sure your friend ends up picking up the tab for the cleaning, and second the idea for picking up a pack of depends for next time. make sure he gets the bill for that as well

 

[amdhunter]

Throw the foam in the bathtub and clean the shit piss out of it. Wash the cover. Done.

 

[Fritzo]

Next time he shows up, present him with a pack of Depends and an invoice for upholstery cleaning. Drinking or no, you shouldn't have to put up with that shit.

Seconded.

 

[slightlyhuman]

cushions don't come off the couch, they are attached to the entire thing. god damn it.

 

[amdhunter]

cushions don't come off the couch, they are attached to the entire thing. god damn it.

Can it fit in a bathtub? Also, what couch doesn't have removable cushions? Is it a bean bag or something?

 

[slightlyhuman]

no zippers. mother fucker, this is enough for me do write a person off. fucking drunk.

 

[slightlyhuman]

Can it fit in a bathtub? Also, what couch doesn't have removable cushions? Is it a bean bag or something?

i assure you it's not the first of its kind.

 

[Rage187]

no zippers. mother fucker, this is enough for me do write a person off. fucking drunk.

Stop buying your furniture at Big Lots.

 

[slightlyhuman]

Stop buying your furniture at Big Lots.

it was free. any more cute remarks?

 

[Pardus]

 

[dust]

Sell it to your pissing friendo! 😵

 

[RavenSEAL]

Febreze that bitch

 

[Rage187]

it was free. any more cute remarks?

Stop getting your furniture from the side of the road.

 

[amdhunter]

it was free. any more cute remarks?

Then it probably had pee on it already. Let it be. 😛

 

[Red Squirrel]

Take it out on the street and burn it.

 

[alkemyst]

Did this happen when you were spooning? At least no piss got on you.

 

[FoBoT]

"urine in" sounds redundant when you say it out loud

 

[Rage187]

BTW:

FUCK YO COUCH

/digs heels in