urinal etiquette revisited

[Bulk Beef]

Originally posted by: Mnementh

Originally posted by: sward666
Proper etiquette dictates that you should always leave a one stall buffer zone, when available.

And these are not trivial matters. Dis sh*t's impotant.

What happens when you have a 4 stall setup and both end stalls are in use which one do you use then?

Beat the crap outta whichever guy is smaller and steal his urinal. Steal his wallet while you're at it.

 

[cronos]

Originally posted by: ThisIsMatt

Originally posted by: Mnementh

Originally posted by: sward666
Proper etiquette dictates that you should always leave a one stall buffer zone, when available.

And these are not trivial matters. Dis sh*t's impotant.

What happens when you have a 4 stall setup and both end stalls are in use which one do you use then?

Mnementh

You pull out your keys and split the stream with one so you end up using both, standing in the center.

hahaha...
you guys are crazy.
:laugh:

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: PingSpike

Originally posted by: ThisIsMatt

Originally posted by: Mnementh

Originally posted by: sward666
Proper etiquette dictates that you should always leave a one stall buffer zone, when available.

And these are not trivial matters. Dis sh*t's impotant.

What happens when you have a 4 stall setup and both end stalls are in use which one do you use then?

Mnementh

You pull out your keys and split the stream with one so you end up using both, standing in the center.

I tried that once. I just got pee on my hands, pants and floor. Very little actually went into the urinals.

Your key must be defective then, try someone elses.

 

[gopunk]

there is no question... no one cares if you have something against flushing toilets, you use the far left

 

[jjones]

Originally posted by: skace

Originally posted by: jjones
I always go for the center urinal; even if it is occupied, I'll just piss over their shoulder.

lol.

I say the left urinal.

Here is a freaky story. I walk into the bathroom with urinals that have little dividers. There is no one at the urinals so I pick the second one in for the hell of it (it looked cleaner and I had my choice). Right after me comes another dude who picks the first urinal. Boy was that awkward. There was 7 empty urinals to my right and 1 empty urinal to my left and he picks that one.

lol, that was me.

 

[Klixxer]

This thread is hilarious.

 

[Mnementh]

Originally posted by: sward666

Originally posted by: Mnementh

Originally posted by: sward666
Proper etiquette dictates that you should always leave a one stall buffer zone, when available.

And these are not trivial matters. Dis sh*t's impotant.

What happens when you have a 4 stall setup and both end stalls are in use which one do you use then?

Beat the crap outta whichever guy is smaller and steal his urinal. Steal his wallet while you're at it.

Hmmm that could be taken in more than one way... I thought that was the idea of a buffer zone so you didn't get caught up in the whole I'm bigger/smaller than thou type thing

Mnementh

 

[monk3y]

People need to just learn to freaking piss. Urinal etiquette shouldn't even exist...

 

[ThisIsMatt]

Originally posted by: InstincT
People need to just learn to freaking piss. Urinal etiquette shouldn't even exist...

Well, I dunno about you, but I gotta have my space. If I ever lose my grip you'll be thankful, since it's like a firehose at full force with no firemen to control it.

 

[Mnementh]

Originally posted by: ThisIsMatt

Originally posted by: InstincT
People need to just learn to freaking piss. Urinal etiquette shouldn't even exist...

Well, I dunno about you, but I gotta have my space. If I ever lose my grip you'll be thankful, since it's like a firehose at full force with no firemen to control it.

OK thats WTMI and kind of disturbing!!!



Mnementh

 

[shimsham]

etiquette? your pissing and sh!tting.....

do you stick your pinky out when holding your penis to pee?

 

[shimsham]

Originally posted by: Mnementh

Originally posted by: ThisIsMatt

Originally posted by: InstincT
People need to just learn to freaking piss. Urinal etiquette shouldn't even exist...

Well, I dunno about you, but I gotta have my space. If I ever lose my grip you'll be thankful, since it's like a firehose at full force with no firemen to control it.

OK thats WTMI and kind of disturbing!!!



Mnementh

not to mention a load of BS!

 

[Platypus]

The proper way for you to piss is to find the child's urinal since that's pretty much your level of maturity.

 

[ThisIsMatt]

Originally posted by: shimsham

Originally posted by: Mnementh

Originally posted by: ThisIsMatt

Originally posted by: InstincT
People need to just learn to freaking piss. Urinal etiquette shouldn't even exist...

Well, I dunno about you, but I gotta have my space. If I ever lose my grip you'll be thankful, since it's like a firehose at full force with no firemen to control it.

OK thats WTMI and kind of disturbing!!!



Mnementh

not to mention a load of BS!

Hey now, I see where you're goin with this! I'm not posting pics you sicko!

 

[slag]

Originally posted by: gopunk
there is no question... no one cares if you have something against flushing toilets, you use the far left

i did

 

[ThisIsMatt]

I don't think this thread got enough discussion!

 

[bonkers325]

empty half of your bladder in the left urinal, let out a big sigh of relief and then move over to the middle urinal and continue your business.

 

[MDE]

Easy way out- use a stall.

 

[mdcrab]

I think the best thing you could have done is go for a stall in the ladies room. Gotta start thinking out of the box.

mdcrab

 

[GoingUp]

Originally posted by: PunDogg
far left

Dogg

 

[Wag]

#1-Infinity: Don't piss on the guy standing next to you.

 

[goog]

Originally posted by: Klixxer
This thread is hilarious.

 

[myopex]

yell "nice d!ck" and the room will clear out quick (cept certain parts of nyc)

 

[db]

Use the one next to the other fellow, then while talking to him p!ss down his leg.

 

[myopex]

one time i went to the ladies room by mistake and open the door to a stall while a woman was "straining"
with her #2 activity

i quickly apologize for breaking her concentration and ran out