JulesMaximus
No Lifer
- Jul 3, 2003
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Originally posted by: b2386
OK, here's the plan. I am going to get a package delivered next week (Monday) since I have that day off and will be home most of the time. A couple of buddies are going to come over as well to help me pull this off. Prior to the UPS driver arriving, we are going to fill up a quart jar with soured milk and pureed durian purchased from the local Asian market. When the driver arrives, he always parks on the side of the house by the garage and walks in front of the house to the front door, out of sight of his vehicle. I will accept the package as usual but will also have some sort of printout from UPS.com about prepaid labels and ask a few BS questions about how that works simply as a method to stall. During this time one of my friends is going to be filming with a video camera in a hidden location and the other is going to go dump the contents of the jar into the truck's floorboard. When the driver gets back to his truck and gets inside, he will be greeted by the most wonderful smell! My friend is also going to do something else while he is at the truck, but you will have to wait till the video is posted to see what that is...
bump for update
buck
Lifer
- Dec 11, 2000
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Originally posted by: loup garou
Originally posted by: b2386
OK, here's the plan. I am going to get a package delivered next week (Monday) since I have that day off and will be home most of the time. A couple of buddies are going to come over as well to help me pull this off. Prior to the UPS driver arriving, we are going to fill up a quart jar with soured milk and pureed durian purchased from the local Asian market. When the driver arrives, he always parks on the side of the house by the garage and walks in front of the house to the front door, out of sight of his vehicle. I will accept the package as usual but will also have some sort of printout from UPS.com about prepaid labels and ask a few BS questions about how that works simply as a method to stall. During this time one of my friends is going to be filming with a video camera in a hidden location and the other is going to go dump the contents of the jar into the truck's floorboard. When the driver gets back to his truck and gets inside, he will be greeted by the most wonderful smell! My friend is also going to do something else while he is at the truck, but you will have to wait till the video is posted to see what that is...
bump for update
$100 says he doesnt pull this off as written.
JD50
Lifer
- Sep 4, 2005
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Originally posted by: loup garou
Originally posted by: b2386
OK, here's the plan. I am going to get a package delivered next week (Monday) since I have that day off and will be home most of the time. A couple of buddies are going to come over as well to help me pull this off. Prior to the UPS driver arriving, we are going to fill up a quart jar with soured milk and pureed durian purchased from the local Asian market. When the driver arrives, he always parks on the side of the house by the garage and walks in front of the house to the front door, out of sight of his vehicle. I will accept the package as usual but will also have some sort of printout from UPS.com about prepaid labels and ask a few BS questions about how that works simply as a method to stall. During this time one of my friends is going to be filming with a video camera in a hidden location and the other is going to go dump the contents of the jar into the truck's floorboard. When the driver gets back to his truck and gets inside, he will be greeted by the most wonderful smell! My friend is also going to do something else while he is at the truck, but you will have to wait till the video is posted to see what that is...
bump for update
I think we've been Goosed.
hanoverphist
Diamond Member
- Dec 7, 2006
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ive let delivery drivers use my bathroom, so id have said yes. id have also told him to go piss in his truck if he decided to try to piss in my yard. but, i dont have many issues with confrontation. and i do like tha air horn one, that would have been classic.
ColdFusion718
Diamond Member
- Mar 4, 2000
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Nitemare
Lifer
- Feb 8, 2001
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Originally posted by: buck
Originally posted by: loup garou
Originally posted by: b2386
OK, here's the plan. I am going to get a package delivered next week (Monday) since I have that day off and will be home most of the time. A couple of buddies are going to come over as well to help me pull this off. Prior to the UPS driver arriving, we are going to fill up a quart jar with soured milk and pureed durian purchased from the local Asian market. When the driver arrives, he always parks on the side of the house by the garage and walks in front of the house to the front door, out of sight of his vehicle. I will accept the package as usual but will also have some sort of printout from UPS.com about prepaid labels and ask a few BS questions about how that works simply as a method to stall. During this time one of my friends is going to be filming with a video camera in a hidden location and the other is going to go dump the contents of the jar into the truck's floorboard. When the driver gets back to his truck and gets inside, he will be greeted by the most wonderful smell! My friend is also going to do something else while he is at the truck, but you will have to wait till the video is posted to see what that is...
bump for update
$100 says he doesnt pull this off as written.
destruction of federal property = all the gay butt sex from a guy named Bubba that you can handle.
think that is about 10 years and up to 1/4 million dollar fine.
buck
Lifer
- Dec 11, 2000
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Originally posted by: Nitemare
Originally posted by: buck
Originally posted by: loup garou
Originally posted by: b2386
OK, here's the plan. I am going to get a package delivered next week (Monday) since I have that day off and will be home most of the time. A couple of buddies are going to come over as well to help me pull this off. Prior to the UPS driver arriving, we are going to fill up a quart jar with soured milk and pureed durian purchased from the local Asian market. When the driver arrives, he always parks on the side of the house by the garage and walks in front of the house to the front door, out of sight of his vehicle. I will accept the package as usual but will also have some sort of printout from UPS.com about prepaid labels and ask a few BS questions about how that works simply as a method to stall. During this time one of my friends is going to be filming with a video camera in a hidden location and the other is going to go dump the contents of the jar into the truck's floorboard. When the driver gets back to his truck and gets inside, he will be greeted by the most wonderful smell! My friend is also going to do something else while he is at the truck, but you will have to wait till the video is posted to see what that is...
bump for update
$100 says he doesnt pull this off as written.
destruction of federal property = all the gay butt sex from a guy named Bubba that you can handle.
think that is about 10 years and up to 1/4 million dollar fine.
All because he was upset that someone pee'd on his lawn..... As said before, I wish I had enough free time to give the lesser of two shits about something this stupid.
Originally posted by: Nitemare
Originally posted by: buck
Originally posted by: loup garou
Originally posted by: b2386
OK, here's the plan. I am going to get a package delivered next week (Monday) since I have that day off and will be home most of the time. A couple of buddies are going to come over as well to help me pull this off. Prior to the UPS driver arriving, we are going to fill up a quart jar with soured milk and pureed durian purchased from the local Asian market. When the driver arrives, he always parks on the side of the house by the garage and walks in front of the house to the front door, out of sight of his vehicle. I will accept the package as usual but will also have some sort of printout from UPS.com about prepaid labels and ask a few BS questions about how that works simply as a method to stall. During this time one of my friends is going to be filming with a video camera in a hidden location and the other is going to go dump the contents of the jar into the truck's floorboard. When the driver gets back to his truck and gets inside, he will be greeted by the most wonderful smell! My friend is also going to do something else while he is at the truck, but you will have to wait till the video is posted to see what that is...
bump for update
$100 says he doesnt pull this off as written.
destruction of federal property = all the gay butt sex from a guy named Bubba that you can handle.
think that is about 10 years and up to 1/4 million dollar fine.
A UPS truck is federal property?
Originally posted by: Nitemare
Originally posted by: buck
Originally posted by: loup garou
Originally posted by: b2386
OK, here's the plan. I am going to get a package delivered next week (Monday) since I have that day off and will be home most of the time. A couple of buddies are going to come over as well to help me pull this off. Prior to the UPS driver arriving, we are going to fill up a quart jar with soured milk and pureed durian purchased from the local Asian market. When the driver arrives, he always parks on the side of the house by the garage and walks in front of the house to the front door, out of sight of his vehicle. I will accept the package as usual but will also have some sort of printout from UPS.com about prepaid labels and ask a few BS questions about how that works simply as a method to stall. During this time one of my friends is going to be filming with a video camera in a hidden location and the other is going to go dump the contents of the jar into the truck's floorboard. When the driver gets back to his truck and gets inside, he will be greeted by the most wonderful smell! My friend is also going to do something else while he is at the truck, but you will have to wait till the video is posted to see what that is...
bump for update
$100 says he doesnt pull this off as written.
destruction of federal property = all the gay butt sex from a guy named Bubba that you can handle.
think that is about 10 years and up to 1/4 million dollar fine.
UPS, not USPS.
ColdFusion718
Diamond Member
- Mar 4, 2000
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Originally posted by: b2386
OK, here's the plan. I am going to get a package delivered next week (Monday) since I have that day off and will be home most of the time. A couple of buddies are going to come over as well to help me pull this off. Prior to the UPS driver arriving, we are going to fill up a quart jar with soured milk and pureed durian purchased from the local Asian market. When the driver arrives, he always parks on the side of the house by the garage and walks in front of the house to the front door, out of sight of his vehicle. I will accept the package as usual but will also have some sort of printout from UPS.com about prepaid labels and ask a few BS questions about how that works simply as a method to stall. During this time one of my friends is going to be filming with a video camera in a hidden location and the other is going to go dump the contents of the jar into the truck's floorboard. When the driver gets back to his truck and gets inside, he will be greeted by the most wonderful smell! My friend is also going to do something else while he is at the truck, but you will have to wait till the video is posted to see what that is...
What you are doing is way over the line.
Nitemare
Lifer
- Feb 8, 2001
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- 81
Originally posted by: biggestmuff
Originally posted by: Nitemare
Originally posted by: buck
Originally posted by: loup garou
Originally posted by: b2386
OK, here's the plan. I am going to get a package delivered next week (Monday) since I have that day off and will be home most of the time. A couple of buddies are going to come over as well to help me pull this off. Prior to the UPS driver arriving, we are going to fill up a quart jar with soured milk and pureed durian purchased from the local Asian market. When the driver arrives, he always parks on the side of the house by the garage and walks in front of the house to the front door, out of sight of his vehicle. I will accept the package as usual but will also have some sort of printout from UPS.com about prepaid labels and ask a few BS questions about how that works simply as a method to stall. During this time one of my friends is going to be filming with a video camera in a hidden location and the other is going to go dump the contents of the jar into the truck's floorboard. When the driver gets back to his truck and gets inside, he will be greeted by the most wonderful smell! My friend is also going to do something else while he is at the truck, but you will have to wait till the video is posted to see what that is...
bump for update
$100 says he doesnt pull this off as written.
destruction of federal property = all the gay butt sex from a guy named Bubba that you can handle.
think that is about 10 years and up to 1/4 million dollar fine.
UPS, not USPS.
ahhh reading comprehension FTL, in that case destroy away, I hope he kicks your ass afterwards though
Update: Well, as my last post stated, today was the day I was going to get back at the UPS man. However, things did not not go exactly as I had hoped. My friend got everything on tape (which is pretty amusing, I suppose) so I'll upload that later, but all I will say for now is that my friend has a black eye and I am currently at a friend's house because I am actually afraid of the cops showing up at mine. I completely regret doing what I did and its not worth the sick at my stomach feeling I have all over me right now. I am actually shaking as I type this since I have no idea what is going to come of this. I do not have any police record of any kind (not even a speeding ticket) so I guess what I did was totally out of character for me. In retrospect, this was a very stupid idea and I am quite scared right now. I'll post back later...
Originally posted by: b2386
OK, here's the plan. I am going to get a package delivered next week (Monday) since I have that day off and will be home most of the time. A couple of buddies are going to come over as well to help me pull this off. Prior to the UPS driver arriving, we are going to fill up a quart jar with soured milk and pureed durian purchased from the local Asian market. When the driver arrives, he always parks on the side of the house by the garage and walks in front of the house to the front door, out of sight of his vehicle. I will accept the package as usual but will also have some sort of printout from UPS.com about prepaid labels and ask a few BS questions about how that works simply as a method to stall. During this time one of my friends is going to be filming with a video camera in a hidden location and the other is going to go dump the contents of the jar into the truck's floorboard. When the driver gets back to his truck and gets inside, he will be greeted by the most wonderful smell! My friend is also going to do something else while he is at the truck, but you will have to wait till the video is posted to see what that is...
You
Are
A
FUCKING
DOUCHEBAG.
Go to hell you dickhead. He has to drive that truck around EVERY DAY. All he did was relieve himself on a job that isn't the most fun when you have to piss and there are no public restrooms around in suburbia; and now you want to fuck up his entire job because of it? I'm glad I wasn't raised like that...
- Oct 9, 1999
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Originally posted by: b2386
Originally posted by: b2386
OK, here's the plan. I am going to get a package delivered next week (Monday) since I have that day off and will be home most of the time. A couple of buddies are going to come over as well to help me pull this off. Prior to the UPS driver arriving, we are going to fill up a quart jar with soured milk and pureed durian purchased from the local Asian market. When the driver arrives, he always parks on the side of the house by the garage and walks in front of the house to the front door, out of sight of his vehicle. I will accept the package as usual but will also have some sort of printout from UPS.com about prepaid labels and ask a few BS questions about how that works simply as a method to stall. During this time one of my friends is going to be filming with a video camera in a hidden location and the other is going to go dump the contents of the jar into the truck's floorboard. When the driver gets back to his truck and gets inside, he will be greeted by the most wonderful smell! My friend is also going to do something else while he is at the truck, but you will have to wait till the video is posted to see what that is...
Update: Well, as my last post stated, today was the day I was going to get back at the UPS man. However, things did not not go exactly as I had hoped. My friend got everything on tape (which is pretty amusing, I suppose) so I'll upload that later, but all I will say for now is that my friend has a black eye and I am currently at a friend's house because I am actually afraid of the cops showing up at mine. I completely regret doing what I did and its not worth the sick at my stomach feeling I have all over me right now. I am actually shaking as I type this since I have no idea what is going to come of this. I do not have any police record of any kind (not even a speeding ticket) so I guess what I did was totally out of character for me. In retrospect, this was a very stupid idea and I am quite scared right now. I'll post back later...
I sincerely hope you are prosecuted to the full extent of the law, but not before your parents deal severely with you.
rpanic
Golden Member
- Dec 1, 2006
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I know, got to see it now.
OP I guess you know that your an ass what you did really was not cool at all and very childish, you screwed up the UPS guys day he did not do that to you by pissing on your tree. I would not worry about the cops with this prank, we need more details.
Just saw that post up there. Good fucking riddance you idiot. I don't know how you afforded that lawn with that level of maturity. What you pulled was a dick move. I knew better than that when I was 8 years old.
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