UPS man peed in my yard...

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buck

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Dec 11, 2000
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Originally posted by: 40sTheme
Just saw that post up there. Good fucking riddance you idiot. I don't know how you afforded that lawn with that level of maturity. What you pulled was a dick move. I knew better than that when I was 8 years old.

You really think he owns his own house?
 

40sTheme

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Originally posted by: buck
Originally posted by: 40sTheme
Just saw that post up there. Good fucking riddance you idiot. I don't know how you afforded that lawn with that level of maturity. What you pulled was a dick move. I knew better than that when I was 8 years old.

You really think he owns his own house?

Good point.
 

SneakyStuff

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All UPS men are former boxers you didn't know that? What can brown do for you? BLACK EYES ALL AROUND!
 

waffleironhead

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Holy fuck! Op you are a douche and deserve everything that you get. Whats a little piss compared to vandalism/destruction of private property.
 

So

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Jul 2, 2001
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OMG, this thread is win. I don't care if it's shens or not, it wins!
 

buck

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The OP better post the video ASAP! You know, before going to jail and stuff.
 

boomerang

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Jun 19, 2000
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Originally posted by: b2386
Update: Well, as my last post stated, today was the day I was going to get back at the UPS man. However, things did not not go exactly as I had hoped. My friend got everything on tape (which is pretty amusing, I suppose) so I'll upload that later, but all I will say for now is that my friend has a black eye and I am currently at a friend's house because I am actually afraid of the cops showing up at mine. I completely regret doing what I did and its not worth the sick at my stomach feeling I have all over me right now. I am actually shaking as I type this since I have no idea what is going to come of this. I do not have any police record of any kind (not even a speeding ticket) so I guess what I did was totally out of character for me. In retrospect, this was a very stupid idea and I am quite scared right now. I'll post back later...
I call shens on this whole thread. And hey, I got pulled in too. :brokenheart:
 

clamum

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Feb 13, 2003
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If this thread is not shens, it will go down in AT history. PLEASE DON'T BE SHENS.
 

Ruptga

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Aug 3, 2006
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I hope this makes the news and the OP's address is in the shot, if it is I have a feeling he'll have more to worry about than a yellow spot on his tree.
 

JD50

Lifer
Sep 4, 2005
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Shens on the update.

However, if this is real (and you can only prove that by posting the video) then LOL x10000000000000000000000000000000
 

KaOTiK

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Feb 5, 2001
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Wish I lived in the same town, I'd go piss on his lawn in the same spot as often as I could
 

FFactory0x

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I just prayed to god at my bed side that this update actually happened and that this ASSHAT compaining tool of a human gets his just desserts.

Alas though I call shens until a video is posted. There is no way that the uptight square who started this thread suddenly turned into a rebel with a master plan for revenge.

If it is true, I hope a cop comes to your house, kicks you in the nads and then tickles on you.
 

benzylic

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Originally posted by: FFactory0x
If it is true, I hope a cop comes to your house, kicks you in the nads and then tickles on you.

Why do you want the cops to tickle him?

Is the OP super ticklish, and it leads to an asthma attack or a seizure or something?