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UPS man peed in my yard...

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I would let the Fed-Ex guy pee in my yard, but not the UPS guy.

UPS are a bunch of fuck-ups. No telling what drug deposits their urine contains.
 
I used to hate cleaning up while working in the garage on my cars as a kid so I just peed on this tree that was actually in my neighbor's yard. When my friends came over and we were drinking beer we all peed on that tree. That damn tree grew so big so fast I am not sure whether it was the pee or the beer.
 
Originally posted by: Pale Rider
Originally posted by: Oceandevi
Try holding your piss for 3 hours.
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Why in the hell would you do that when there are tons of lawns to pee on?
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you have to find the perfect spot, where nobody can see you.

this ups guy was a newb.
 
Wait until the next time he makes a delivery in your neighborhood...pee on his truck seat!

While this is really no big deal, it IS pretty tacky for the guy to relieve himself in someone's yard when there are so many places with public restrooms. (unless the OP lives way out in the sticks)
 
Originally posted by: Oceandevi
Originally posted by: Pale Rider
Originally posted by: Oceandevi
Try holding your piss for 3 hours.
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Why in the hell would you do that when there are tons of lawns to pee on?
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you have to find the perfect spot, where nobody can see you.

this ups guy was a newb.
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How about the bathroom in McDonalds?

<---Married the the woman with the world's smallest bladder.

 
well if 15k in lawn can only get you some ups guy to show you his wee-wee from behind a tree...

well then i say you haven't spent enough!
 
If you're worried about N2 burning your yard from the UPS pee, I suggest you just grab a hose and go water the area down and dilute it out.

And stop bitching about things... or at the very least, while you're coming up with a "revenge" plan, at least kick around the idea that your life must be swell if you're worried about urine on your grass.
 
I LOL'd multiple times at this thread, to the point of snorting some water.

Gar.
 
LOL. OP, what did expect posting a story about lawn care to a forum inhabited by people living with their parents or sharing a two bedroom apartment with five of their friends?
 
Originally posted by: b2386
Originally posted by: OdiN
What would you have told him if he asked to use your restroom?
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If when giving me my package, he had asked to use the restroom because he had to go really bad, I would have let him. I don't mind when people use my toilets. I do mind, though, when people act like some untrained animal and treat my yard as some big diaper. There are woods about 20 feet away from where he peed. If he had walked those 20 feet into the woods and peed, I would not have a problem. But its the fact that he peed in the yard on my expensive sod where me and my dogs walk. There is no excuse for that sort of behavior.
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Good thing he didn't have to take a dump:shocked:
 
Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
And they kill it do to the high concentration of nitrates. I have three dogs. I know.

OP - if the episode bothers you, call UPS and file a complaint
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I have 2 dogs and from personal experience, the only time they managed to do considerable damage to the lawn was during the period right after winter and before spring really kicked in. They burned a few patches into the lawn, but once spring kicked into full effect those brown patches greened right up with the rest of the lawn and it's been that way ever since regardless of where they pee.
 
Originally posted by: b2386
Originally posted by: OdiN
What would you have told him if he asked to use your restroom?
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If when giving me my package, he had asked to use the restroom because he had to go really bad, I would have let him. I don't mind when people use my toilets. I do mind, though, when people act like some untrained animal and treat my yard as some big diaper. There are woods about 20 feet away from where he peed. If he had walked those 20 feet into the woods and peed, I would not have a problem. But its the fact that he peed in the yard on my expensive sod where me and my dogs walk. There is no excuse for that sort of behavior.
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I'd like to come by and piss in your yard just because you're a prick.
 
Yeah, yeah. You were so pissed and so shocked that you just stood there inside the protection of your house and did nothing. Way to go.
 
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