UPS grrr

Status
Not open for further replies.

rh71

No Lifer
Aug 28, 2001
52,844
1,049
126
Every damn package gets here 5-7pm. Must you use the same g'damn route every time. G'damnit.
 

artemicion

Golden Member
Jun 9, 2004
1,006
1
76
Every damn package gets here 5-7pm. Must you use the same g'damn route every time. G'damnit.

Damn you consistency and sound logistical planning. Screw route planning. Why can't UPS drivers spin a giant wheel of randomness during their routes to choose which addresses to go to first.
 

Merad

Platinum Member
May 31, 2010
2,586
19
81
It's all luck of the draw for where you fall in the route. Could have them hold your packages at the UPS center so you can pick them up.
 

waffleironhead

Diamond Member
Aug 10, 2005
7,061
570
136
Move closer to the beginning of the route.

UPS drivers use sophisticated routing software to tell the drivers the order for their dropoffs within their deliver areas.

Yeah, I was just making a joke. If their system is anything like fedex routing, the system usually routes them in an arc, start close and end close, you could be a few miles from the terminal and still not be scheduled till late in the day. Just depends on how the route get laid out that day.
 

Elixer

Lifer
May 7, 2002
10,371
762
126
The UPS drivers always told me that for "normal" shipping (not Air bills, not 2-day or red label) that they need to hit all the businesses first, then go to the residential routes.
Makes sense, since most places close at 5 PM.
 

natto fire

Diamond Member
Jan 4, 2000
7,117
10
76
Every damn package gets here 5-7pm. Must you use the same g'damn route every time. G'damnit.

Yeah, it would be much better if UPS threw logistics to the wind, and just catered to your needs. Ideally they would assassinate a few people on their route to really make sure nobody else uses their services, and UPS solely existed to deliver crap to you.
 

rh71

No Lifer
Aug 28, 2001
52,844
1,049
126
^ it would be nice, but since they don't, they should charge me less because I get less satisfactory service than someone who receives things at 10am. How's that for logicticks?

If I have it delivered to the store, which is in the same town, doesn't that mean the same delivery time?

FYI I'm 2 towns north of their hub, less than 2 mi. Work backwards once in a while, thank you.

Anyone get things before noon all the time from UPS? I'm sure those who are away at work couldn't care less.
 
Last edited:

VirtualLarry

No Lifer
Aug 25, 2001
56,587
10,225
126
^ it would be nice, but since they don't, they should charge me less because I get less satisfactory service. How's that?

Gee, whine some more? #firstworldproblems

(And how is delivery within their specified times, "less satisfactory"? When you go to a sporting event, do they give discounts depending on how far back you are in line?)
 

rh71

No Lifer
Aug 28, 2001
52,844
1,049
126
This thread is half joking, it's just that the other half of me is denying me the use of smileys.

About the line question, that is your fault you got there later than everyone else. Paying the same amount for ground as the guy a few towns over, I am receiving worse service than others at no fault of my own. Next analogy.
 
Last edited:

John Connor

Lifer
Nov 30, 2012
22,757
619
121
Is this a first or third world problem? :hmm:

I got a package today and tracking in ebay was UPS, yet it was handed to the post office. Cool for me I guess because it came at 10 AM. LOL!

Sucka! :D
 

John Connor

Lifer
Nov 30, 2012
22,757
619
121
Wait! I got it! Since parcel carriers always make right hand turns you must live on a street that's a circle! He was just confused! LOL
 
Status
Not open for further replies.