UPDATED: Cyclists: I was almost run down by a 7 ton Bus

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: Ilmater
As a fellow cyclist, I say get the fvck off the streets and onto the sidewalk.

:thumbsdown: You're not a cyclist, you're an idiot.

 

[HeroOfPellinor]

Fausto and Mwilding finally showed up, so I guess the Yeti finally gets his sought after sympathy from the two other cycling enthusiasts on the board.

 

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: jagec

Originally posted by: Fausto

Hey, if he gets himself killed, I have dibs on the ipod, no?

You want a urine-soaked ipod?

Is there any other kind?

Man.... don't make me laugh at work. I get funny stares

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
Fausto and Mwilding finally showed up, so I guess the Yeti finally gets his sought after sympathy from the two other cycling enthusiasts on the board.

You'd think someone with your years of experience would be a better troll.

 

[Fausto]

I mean, you went so far out of your way as to quote stuff not directed at you just so you could be a dick.

 

[shimsham]

so who cares if im late for work, as long as "cyclists" get to ride their bikes, eh?

oh no wait, i should plan to leave 10mins earlier so they dont have to get off the road...designed for cars. my bad.

 

[Fausto]

Which is actually pretty hilarious...and by "hilarious" I mean "pathetic".

 

[HeroOfPellinor]

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
Fausto and Mwilding finally showed up, so I guess the Yeti finally gets his sought after sympathy from the two other cycling enthusiasts on the board.

You'd think someone with your years of experience would be a better troll.

Feel honored that I didn't put "ethusiasts" in quotes.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: shimsham
so who cares if im late for work, as long as "cyclists" get to ride their bikes, eh?

oh no wait, i should plan to leave 10mins earlier so they dont have to get off the road...designed for cars. my bad.

Who really makes you late, the bikes or the other cars?

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
Fausto and Mwilding finally showed up, so I guess the Yeti finally gets his sought after sympathy from the two other cycling enthusiasts on the board.

You'd think someone with your years of experience would be a better troll.

Feel honored that I didn't put "ethusiasts" in quotes.

Feel free to edit, but you'd just look stupid(er).

 

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: shimsham
so who cares if im late for work, as long as "cyclists" get to ride their bikes, eh?

oh no wait, i should plan to leave 10mins earlier so they dont have to get off the road...designed for cars. my bad.

Who really makes you late, the bikes or the other cars?

Exactly

 

[DaShen]

Hey HeroOfPellinor

For You

 

[cyclohexane]

this kicks ass

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: shimsham
so who cares if im late for work, as long as "cyclists" get to ride their bikes, eh?

oh no wait, i should plan to leave 10mins earlier so they dont have to get off the road...designed for cars. my bad.

I don't give a sh!t if you're late for work. That's your fvcking problem not mine. Fact is, I have every right to ride on the same road as you do. Don't like it? Too bad.

Besides, I can't remember the last time I held anyone in a car up. We have dedicated bike lanes on most roads around here though. Still, there is no shortage of ignorant fvckwads in cars/trucks/SUVs clogging up the roads around there.

 

[oboeguy]

Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
Fausto and Mwilding finally showed up, so I guess the Yeti finally gets his sought after sympathy from the two other cycling enthusiasts on the board.

You'd think someone with your years of experience would be a better troll.

Feel honored that I didn't put "ethusiasts" in quotes.

I, along with others, no doubt, feel dissed for not being recognized as cycling a enthusiast. Just b/c we don't post pics of us looking manly in spandex like that attention wh0re Fausto doesn't mean we don't ride thousands of miles a year too.

 

[Fausto]

HoP no want play no more?

 

[slag]

Originally posted by: dainthomas

Originally posted by: Fausto
Some of us also ride for 3-5 hours at a time. No fscking way would I even consider doing that on the sidewalks.

If I have to breathe the crap your car spews, you guys can take 4 seconds to maneuver around me, no?

qft

Originally posted by: Fausto

What if I'm carrying a Starbucks latte' at the same time? Does that up my cycling cred?

No. Starbucks is an evil multinational corporation. For true cred, you need to patronize local independent coffee shops. If I saw you riding with a Starbucks coffee I would sneer at you.

Of course they are.

roll.

9 out of 10 folks think starbucks is great but you think its evil because its cool to buck the establishment

Keep trying to be different just like everyone else.

 

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: shimsham
so who cares if im late for work, as long as "cyclists" get to ride their bikes, eh?

oh no wait, i should plan to leave 10mins earlier so they dont have to get off the road...designed for cars. my bad.

I don't give a sh!t if you're late for work. That's your fvcking problem not mine. Fact is, I have every right to ride on the same road as you do. Don't like it? Too bad.

Besides, I can't remember the last time I held anyone in a car up. We have dedicated bike lanes on most roads around here though. Still, there is no shortage of ignorant fvckwads in cars/trucks/SUVs clogging up the roads around there.

DING DING DING... tell him what he has won Johnny!!! :thumbsup: and a

 

[oboeguy]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: shimsham
so who cares if im late for work, as long as "cyclists" get to ride their bikes, eh?

oh no wait, i should plan to leave 10mins earlier so they dont have to get off the road...designed for cars. my bad.

I don't give a sh!t if you're late for work. That's your fvcking problem not mine. Fact is, I have every right to ride on the same road as you do. Don't like it? Too bad.

Besides, I can't remember the last time I held anyone in a car up. We have dedicated bike lanes on most roads around here though. Still, there is no shortage of ignorant fvckwads in cars/trucks/SUVs clogging up the roads around there.

Don't forget double-parkers in bike lanes. NYC bikes lanes are often a joke because of them. Ironically, it's double-parked cars that often put is in the middle of a lane. Heh.

 

[shimsham]

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: shimsham
so who cares if im late for work, as long as "cyclists" get to ride their bikes, eh?

oh no wait, i should plan to leave 10mins earlier so they dont have to get off the road...designed for cars. my bad.

Who really makes you late, the bikes or the other cars?

whoever is holding up traffic. slow drivers are just as bad, imo. but its a 5:1 ratio of cyclist that wont get over for 10secs to relieve the build up of cars behind them. last week i was late 2 times because the same guy wouldnt even move over to the edge of the road and let cars pass.

actual driving time to work is 10mins. i give myself 25 to account for traffic, and usually im 5-10 mins early.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: oboeguy

Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
Fausto and Mwilding finally showed up, so I guess the Yeti finally gets his sought after sympathy from the two other cycling enthusiasts on the board.

You'd think someone with your years of experience would be a better troll.

Feel honored that I didn't put "ethusiasts" in quotes.

I, along with others, no doubt, feel dissed for not being recognized as cycling a enthusiast. Just b/c we don't post pics of us looking manly in spandex like that attention wh0re Fausto doesn't mean we don't ride thousands of miles a year too.

I'm just trying to inspire you all.


Or maybe I'm recruiting you to join my secret gay cycling agenda. :Q

 

[Armitage]

Originally posted by: slag

Originally posted by: dainthomas

Originally posted by: Fausto
Some of us also ride for 3-5 hours at a time. No fscking way would I even consider doing that on the sidewalks.

If I have to breathe the crap your car spews, you guys can take 4 seconds to maneuver around me, no?

qft

Originally posted by: Fausto

What if I'm carrying a Starbucks latte' at the same time? Does that up my cycling cred?

No. Starbucks is an evil multinational corporation. For true cred, you need to patronize local independent coffee shops. If I saw you riding with a Starbucks coffee I would sneer at you.

Of course they are.

roll.

9 out of 10 folks think starbucks is great but you think its evil because its cool to buck the establishment

Keep trying to be different just like everyone else.

Wow - that sarcasm went so far over your head you didn't even feel the breeze in your hair

 

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: oboeguy

Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
Fausto and Mwilding finally showed up, so I guess the Yeti finally gets his sought after sympathy from the two other cycling enthusiasts on the board.

You'd think someone with your years of experience would be a better troll.

Feel honored that I didn't put "ethusiasts" in quotes.

I, along with others, no doubt, feel dissed for not being recognized as cycling a enthusiast. Just b/c we don't post pics of us looking manly in spandex like that attention wh0re Fausto doesn't mean we don't ride thousands of miles a year too.

Hey man, if I had the bike that Fausto got, and rode nice rides, I would post the pics and attention whore, too.

 

[GasX]

I always love it when I hear a car coming (you know, that engine noise thing they have...) and they give the polite courtesy honk with their air horn to let me know they are passing me.

pedal pedal pedal

<voice in my head> there's a car coming </vimh>

pedal pedal pedal

HONK HONK HONKKKKKKKKK!!

<vimh>AHH!</vimh>

swerve pedal pedal swerve pedal

 

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: oboeguy

Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
Feel honored that I didn't put "ethusiasts" in quotes.

I, along with others, no doubt, feel dissed for not being recognized as cycling a enthusiast. Just b/c we don't post pics of us looking manly in spandex like that attention wh0re Fausto doesn't mean we don't ride thousands of miles a year too.

I'm just trying to inspire you all.


Or maybe I'm recruiting you to join my secret gay cycling agenda. :Q

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:laugh: sign me up