Originally posted by: amnesiac
Back when I lived near campus, I had an apartment with gated parking and reserved parking spots.
Imagine my dismay when, after coming home from a grueling 9-hour shift at a restaurant at 2:30AM, I found some jackass parked in my spot because the asswipe neighbor let him in. Diplomatic attempts to get the car moved didn't work; they were all out drinking. Fine.
Called the manager who called the tow company. Tow truck was there in less than three minutes (!!!). He came in, jacked up the truck, pulling it out SIDEWAYS using a couple dollys, and hauled it away.
I sat at my window in wait (my spot was DIRECTLY outside my door). 10 minutes later:
"What the..."
"DUDE! Where's your car!?" (this was the actual exclamation)
...30 minutes later...
"Man, $185 for a fsking parking ticket?! That's fsked up!"

:beer: <---me