UPDATE: He who laughs last, laughs best

acemcmac

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Mar 31, 2003
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Well, the roomates gave me all kinds of hell a few weeks ago about our shared comcast cable connection... blaming their spyware issues on my load balancer and other network hardware rather than letting me sit down and work on their computers. Finally, before thanksgiving break, they demanded that I hand over my equipment so that they could try managing it themselves. Of course it worked perfectly... it ran off of all of my old configs (balancing profile between university lan and comcast cable, etc) and it was faster than ever because the campus was empty. They patted themselves on the back. Then when the guy who's name is on the account left for break, he unplugged all of the equipment and plugged my lan line into the modem, powercycled and locked his bedroom door behind him... leaving the modem waiting for a NULL mac adress (my line was plugged into a switch). I ended up having to throw power to the whole apartment to cycle that modem....

the punch line: Today my private comcast account got activated and I told them to fsck themselves, that I wasn't dealing with them anymore and that I deserved to have a connection free of their nonsense. They looked at me in horror. Apparantly since none of the roomates have jobs, they can't afford the connection, hbo and digital cable without me chipping in. Go me! I just fsked over my asshole roomates! P2P and manage that one dickwads!

cliffs:
[*]roomates loaded with spyware
[*]roomates blame it on my network design
[*]roomates commandeer and start messing with my uptime, really pissing me off
[*]I get my own connection, tell roomates where to put it
[*]roomates can not afford the connection w/o my stake and are now pwned

Update:
I came home to them screaming at me about some sort of contract we were all in together with Comcast. I asked him to show me where the contract was because I never even saw it, let alone signed it. Then the guy who's name's on the account started throwing around the word "oral contract..." something I made clear that was over when I said "fsck this sh!t" and he didn't object.... We sat down at Excel, I showed him some fuzzy math depicting the remainder of our contract and pointed out the figure that I thought was fair for me to pay (the television parts) and told him that that was including the cable modem, etc. Eventually I "caved in" and paid him what I thought was fair all along... about $40 for the rest of the year, in cash. He left thinking he got all of his money.... I let him go chuckling that now not only will he, personally, have to take the hit when he actually pays the bill with the roomates (something he prolly cant afford) and that I got a fair shake. :beer:
 

Albis

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i've had similar issues but we were able to work it out without getting our own cable connections

the extra comcast costs will hurt in the long run for all of you
 

acemcmac

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Mar 31, 2003
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Originally posted by: BigJ
Good for you. Ungrateful bastards.

no kidding.... what average apartment in a state school has a load balancer with custom profiles (designed with confidential university packet shaping algo's in hand... I'm the first student employee in network administration in a decade) to perfectly utilize both connections simultaneously AND have an 802.11g WAP, SSID broadcast disabled downlink AND 802.11G bridge to provide connectivity for all of the consoles!??!! There is not one piece of hardware on that network I don't own... I even paid for the wireless bridge out of pocket just to preempt the halo 2 complaining "blah blah we cant get online"

well, now they can suffer through the university lan (only web and aim are somewhat reliable) or deal with dialup- I'm out :)

that network was freaking perfect... and now its all mine again
 

acemcmac

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Mar 31, 2003
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Originally posted by: Albis
i've had similar issues but we were able to work it out without getting our own cable connections

the extra comcast costs will hurt in the long run for all of you

meh, I have two jobs and the stress of this just isn't worth it. the money is almost inconsequential for me, its all about my blood pressure.
 
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Wow you're a douche.

But then again, it sounds like your roommies are assholes, so it's a match made in heaven! :thumbsup:
 

acemcmac

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We went in blind. I didn't have any friends who wanted to live in this on-campus, yet private run complex. None of them wanted the 12 month lease. It's been pretty cool so far... I mean, I'm really tight with one of them, but he's european so he refuses to take sides in anything. The other two take turns putting the other up against me when they "arent happy" about something. I swear I can get back from 8 hours of work, 5 hours of classes and not even make it to the kitchen before they start bitching about something that has nothing to do with me. I do most of the housework too.
 

apac

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Why don't they just cancel their digital cable and step down to standard? IIRC, the digital silver w/ HBO is like $80-90. Unless you were paying for over half of the cable costs I can't see how it would affect them that significantly.
 

apac

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Apr 12, 2003
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Originally posted by: acemcmac
We went in blind. I didn't have any friends who wanted to live in this on-campus, yet private run complex. None of them wanted the 12 month lease. It's been pretty cool so far... I mean, I'm really tight with one of them, but he's european so he refuses to take sides in anything. The other two take turns putting the other up against me when they "arent happy" about something. I swear I can get back from 8 hours of work, 5 hours of classes and not even make it to the kitchen before they start bitching about something that has nothing to do with me. I do most of the housework too.

I know EXACTLY how you feel. Over the summer I lived in a house with 5 other people. I inhereted the house sysadmin role since all my friends were computer inept, and thus the problems started. They were mostly derived from 2 4-port linksys routers hooked together to accomodate all the people. If everyone was using the connection, it somehow overloaded one of the routers and killed all internet on that connection. Now, I'd spend hours trying to fix it and sometimes I got it to a working level. However everyone in the house was so self-centered, especially one friend of mine, that all they did when something went wrong was yell "XXX FIX THE INTERNET". Needless to say, I don't fix anything for them now.
 

acemcmac

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Mar 31, 2003
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Originally posted by: apac
Why don't they just cancel their digital cable and step down to standard? IIRC, the digital silver w/ HBO is like $80-90. Unless you were paying for over half of the cable costs I can't see how it would affect them that significantly.

when you have no income... unexpected bill increases can be killer :beer:
 

acemcmac

Lifer
Mar 31, 2003
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Originally posted by: apac
Originally posted by: acemcmac
We went in blind. I didn't have any friends who wanted to live in this on-campus, yet private run complex. None of them wanted the 12 month lease. It's been pretty cool so far... I mean, I'm really tight with one of them, but he's european so he refuses to take sides in anything. The other two take turns putting the other up against me when they "arent happy" about something. I swear I can get back from 8 hours of work, 5 hours of classes and not even make it to the kitchen before they start bitching about something that has nothing to do with me. I do most of the housework too.

I know EXACTLY how you feel. Over the summer I lived in a house with 5 other people. I inhereted the house sysadmin role since all my friends were computer inept, and thus the problems started. They were mostly derived from 2 4-port linksys routers hooked together to accomodate all the people. If everyone was using the connection, it somehow overloaded one of the routers and killed all internet on that connection. Now, I'd spend hours trying to fix it and sometimes I got it to a working level. However everyone in the house was so self-centered, especially one friend of mine, that all they did when something went wrong was yell "XXX FIX THE INTERNET". Needless to say, I don't fix anything for them now.

GG :)
 

flot

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Originally posted by: acemcmac
Originally posted by: BigJ
Good for you. Ungrateful bastards.

no kidding.... what average apartment in a state school has a load balancer with custom profiles (designed with confidential university packet shaping algo's in hand... I'm the first student employee in network administration in a decade) to perfectly utilize both connections simultaneously AND have an 802.11g WAP, SSID broadcast disabled downlink AND 802.11G bridge to provide connectivity for all of the consoles!??!! There is not one piece of hardware on that network I don't own... I even paid for the wireless bridge out of pocket just to preempt the halo 2 complaining "blah blah we cant get online"

well, now they can suffer through the university lan (only web and aim are somewhat reliable) or deal with dialup- I'm out :)

that network was freaking perfect... and now its all mine again

You get my vote for ATOT member least likely to get laid. But congratulations on fooling yourself that you had some sort of incredible network topology worked out when all you needed was a $69 wireless router from CompUSA.

 

acemcmac

Lifer
Mar 31, 2003
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Originally posted by: flot
Originally posted by: acemcmac
Originally posted by: BigJ
Good for you. Ungrateful bastards.

no kidding.... what average apartment in a state school has a load balancer with custom profiles (designed with confidential university packet shaping algo's in hand... I'm the first student employee in network administration in a decade) to perfectly utilize both connections simultaneously AND have an 802.11g WAP, SSID broadcast disabled downlink AND 802.11G bridge to provide connectivity for all of the consoles!??!! There is not one piece of hardware on that network I don't own... I even paid for the wireless bridge out of pocket just to preempt the halo 2 complaining "blah blah we cant get online"

well, now they can suffer through the university lan (only web and aim are somewhat reliable) or deal with dialup- I'm out :)

that network was freaking perfect... and now its all mine again

You get my vote for ATOT member least likely to get laid. But congratulations on fooling yourself that you had some sort of incredible network topology worked out when all you needed was a $69 wireless router from CompUSA.

Right.... wanna bet I get more ass than you even though I my slut and I just broke up a week ago? Oh, and the load balancing owns you. ever get 2.5 megs a second on cable?
 

MrChad

Lifer
Aug 22, 2001
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Wow, my roommate internet situations have never been so dramatic or complicated.

1. Buy a cable connection.
2. Split it through a basic 4-port router.
3. If one person uses it too much, talk to them about it.

*shrug*
 

sygyzy

Lifer
Oct 21, 2000
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Can you explain, in detail, your load balancing setup? Software, hardware, etc.