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UPDATE! best break up story evar!

ElFenix

ElFenix

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message i just got from a friend, names changed to protect the innocent.

So I am not sure I told you about Michael, and his girlfriend Karen. She is a smoking-hot 21 year-old, who has a 3 year old kid. After having the kid, she became really religious. Michael met her at a church group meeting.

Anyways,over the course of their relationship, Michael has been receiving tips and books on how to have a "Christian" relationship. At one point early in their relationship, they began making out, she stopped and started crying because she felt she had betrayed God. They never really got far-beyond kissing and feeling things.

The girl is very confused.

Friday night, she was over at Michael's house. They were dangling their feet in the pool. She informed Michael, that he was not strong enough in his religion, and that it was not "In God's plan for them to be together." She wanted to break up.

Somehow, the now ex-girlfriend, offers to have sex with Michael. Mind you they have never had sex, and she is not on the pill. They have sex. Bareback. As she is leaving, she remarks to Michael, "If I get pregnant this month, I will expect you to be there."

I guess that's one way to test if their relationship is in God's plans.


Update: this weekend he said, 'i hope she's pregnant."
 
Originally posted by: yovonbishop
that's messed up. If I were him, I wouldn't have had sex with her in the first place, especially with no protection, what is he, crazy?
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no doubt...sheesh

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Actually....I probably would have had sex too.....but made damn sure to double bag it!
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Originally posted by: ElFenix
message i just got from a friend, names changed to protect the innocent.

So I am not sure I told you about Michael, and his girlfriend Karen. She is a smoking-hot 21 year-old, who has a 3 year old kid. After having the kid, she became really religious. Michael met her at a church group meeting.

Anyways,over the course of their relationship, Michael has been receiving tips and books on how to have a "Christian" relationship. At one point early in their relationship, they began making out, she stopped and started crying because she felt she had betrayed God. They never really got far-beyond kissing and feeling things.

The girl is very confused.

Friday night, she was over at Michael's house. They were dangling their feet in the pool. She informed Michael, that he was not strong enough in his religion, and that it was not "In God's plan for them to be together." She wanted to break up.

Somehow, the now ex-girlfriend, offers to have sex with Michael. Mind you they have never had sex, and she is not on the pill. They have sex. Bareback. As she is leaving, she remarks to Michael, "If I get pregnant this month, I will expect you to be there."

I guess that's one way to test if their relationship is in God's plans.
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Michael is an idiot. Some of the most messed up tramps I have ever known were always spouting off about Jesus.
 
Originally posted by: yovonbishop
that's messed up. If I were him, I wouldn't have had sex with her in the first place, especially with no protection, what is he, crazy?
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the girl is "BLAZING HOT". i think you wouldnt care
 
It sounds like she knew exactly what she was doing and your friend is going to be paying child support for the next 18 years. What a dildo.
 
Originally posted by: Aharami
Originally posted by: yovonbishop
that's messed up. If I were him, I wouldn't have had sex with her in the first place, especially with no protection, what is he, crazy?
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the girl is "BLAZING HOT". i think you wouldnt care
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LOL TOO FUNNY
 
Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
It sounds like she knew exactly what she was doing and your friend is going to be paying child support for the next 18 years. What a dildo.
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Yup. 18 years of utter misery, too. That girl is nuts, and that guy's not exactly sharp as a tack..
 
see if she was that hott i admit i would have went for it especially if she is saying the relationship is over cuz then i have nothign to lose and wouldn't worry about how me sleeping with her might ruin the relationship.
However, she is a psycho for PRETENDING to be so religious but then sleeping with someone out of wedlock!!!!!
bottom line, as long as it isn't against any of his morals or beliefs he should have slept with her but definitely have used protection!!!
 
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
It sounds like she knew exactly what she was doing and your friend is going to be paying child support for the next 18 years. What a dildo.
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Yup. 18 years of utter misery, too. That girl is nuts, and that guy's not exactly sharp as a tack..
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What? Says who? I mean.....granted he should definitely live up to his responsibility if he's any kind of a man. But AFAIK (which could be dead wrong) he doesn't have to.
 
Originally posted by: Gooberlx2
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
It sounds like she knew exactly what she was doing and your friend is going to be paying child support for the next 18 years. What a dildo.
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Yup. 18 years of utter misery, too. That girl is nuts, and that guy's not exactly sharp as a tack..
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What? Says who? I mean.....granted he should definitely live up to his responsibility if he's any kind of a man. But AFAIK (which could be dead wrong) he doesn't have to.
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He doesnt have to marry her, or be around for the kid, emotionally. But the courts will make him pay child support.
 
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