UPDATE! best break up story evar!

[Ranger X]

Originally posted by: yovonbishop

Originally posted by: Aharami

Originally posted by: yovonbishop
that's messed up. If I were him, I wouldn't have had sex with her in the first place, especially with no protection, what is he, crazy?

the girl is "BLAZING HOT". i think you wouldnt care

I think I would since I'm a girl😛

edit: novagamer already mentioned that

You're male until proven female. 😛

 

[stev0]

Originally posted by: isasir
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How do you go from not wanting to kiss him to having sex w/o a condom?

being the crazy bible thumper that she has been mad out to be, obviously she has feelings for the guy but isn't sure that he was the guy that god wanted her to be with for the rest of her life. to find out, she had sex with him w/o the condom, if she gets preggo it was ment to me, if not, they go their own ways.

i suppose it makes sence, if the guy really had the feelings for her, then it wouldn't mattter if she had a kid or not, he still wanted to be with her.

odd, definatly odd.

edit: some of you guys might be forgetting, in certain religions (ie: christian) iirc, it's against the 'rules' to use any form of birth control. iirc, sex is only to be used to pro-create and not for pleasure. so even if she wasent a headcase but still has strong religious beliefs, her choice to use birth control probably would've been the same.

 

[moshquerade]

he did the deed, and planted his seed.
if she is preggo, i don't feel sorry for him one bit.

 

[KK]

Your buddy should have responded with "Well if you get an STD this month, I won't be there." Atleast freak her alittle.

KK

 

[stev0]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
he did the deed, and planted his seed.
if she is preggo, i don't feel sorry for him one bit.

i think you are missing her/their point.

 

[imported_yovonbishop]

Originally posted by: Ranger X

Originally posted by: yovonbishop

Originally posted by: Aharami

Originally posted by: yovonbishop
that's messed up. If I were him, I wouldn't have had sex with her in the first place, especially with no protection, what is he, crazy?

the girl is "BLAZING HOT". i think you wouldnt care

I think I would since I'm a girl😛

edit: novagamer already mentioned that

You're male until proven female. 😛

well whatever happened to the whole innocent until proven guilty. Let's replace innocent with FEMALE. I'm not calling all of these guys girls!😛

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: stev0

Originally posted by: moshquerade
he did the deed, and planted his seed.
if she is preggo, i don't feel sorry for him one bit.

i think you are missing her/their point.

wasn't the point that this girl is freaky, and he still fvcked her, and now he is worried she might be knocked?

 

[stev0]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: stev0

Originally posted by: moshquerade
he did the deed, and planted his seed.
if she is preggo, i don't feel sorry for him one bit.

i think you are missing her/their point.

wasn't the point that this girl is freaky, and he still fvcked her, and now he is worried she might be knocked?

no, read my post above your yours. elfenix also pointed it out in the last line of his origional post, but didn't elaborate on the idea.

 

[moshquerade]

oy! i wonder if she did the same thing to the daddy of her 3 y/o

 

[Wuffsunie]

I have to ask, is your friend mentally damaged or something? Considering she has already proven her fertility, has said "no" to their relationship, by asking for sex has shown a TON of hyprocracy, why on earth would he stick it unwrapped in that hole? My gawd, man. I don't care how blazing hot she is, I'd make damned sure I wouldn have a chance to knock her up.

Do update us by next month or so on whether he's stuck with 18 years of financial misery or not.

 

[PingSpike]

"Back then we didn't have these fancy new birth control methods, like pulling out!"

I frankly see only one solution to this problem. He must kill her and then himself.

 

[Wuffsunie]

Originally posted by: PingSpike

Originally posted by: azazyel
I think I have a better one;

I was dating this girl for about a month or so and really dug her. She was beautiful, smart and very nice. One night she picked me up and we went out to a movie (the Hudsucker Proxy) and had a good time. After we got out of the movie she asked if I wanted to go to the beach. Now, it was a very nice night for Seattle, warm and clear so of course I said, "yes." We get to the beach and start walking off to a nice secluded spot and sit down on some driftwood. There we were looking out on the ocean on a nice calm night, everything was perfect. I have my arm around her and she looked kind of nervous. She asked me if I have ever wanted to say something but didn't really know how to put it. Now, remember we are in a very romantic spot so I was thinking she was going to confide in me how much she liked me. Well, not even close she broke up with me! So, we have a very awkward walk back to the car and drive back to my house. What gets me is that I had no idea she wanted to break up with me. That was over a decade ago and I still remember it clearly.

PWNED!!

No seriously, that sucks. I'm not sure why the heck she took you to the beach to do that...weird. I've been there though.

Personally, I would have let her walk back. Lowest class to drop a guy after what sounds like a very nice date.

Maybe she took him to the beach in hopes of his demonstrating his burning, passionate, undying love for her by drowning/attempting to drown himself in the sea after she said they'd no longer be together. Hell, I have no idea. Women are insane.

 

[ViviTheMage]

wow, that girl is lost....i feel kind of bad for her :-/

 

[zixxer]

here's what happened

she slept with some other dude about a month and a half ago. After not having her period she freaked out, and had sex w/ you.... now you're going to be paying for some other dudes kid


Have fun, and good luck!!!

 

[ElFenix]

i knew i sh... i mean he should have dumped her like a bad habit months ago

😱

 

[Turkish]

WTF, that's so wrong, LOL!

 

[Corn]

Originally posted by: PingSpike
"Back then we didn't have these fancy new birth control methods, like pulling out!"

I frankly see only one solution to this problem. He must kill her and then himself.

Best post in this thread so far.

 

Originally posted by: ElFenix
i knew i sh... i mean he should have dumped her like a bad habit months ago

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[Yo Ma Ma]

JER-RY JER-RY JER-RY, er, AT-OT AT-OT AT-OT!!!!!!!

 

[compudog]

Totally messed up. The guy is as dumb as a post. The girl is as dumb as a box of rocks.

 

[bigalt]

whoops!

 

[AbsolutDealage]

Originally posted by: stev0
edit: some of you guys might be forgetting, in certain religions (ie: christian) iirc, it's against the 'rules' to use any form of birth control. iirc, sex is only to be used to pro-create and not for pleasure.

This is not true of the entire christian faith. Catholics and a few other denominations do follow this, however.

 

[lokiju]

Pics of girl? I'd like to know how she looks before I decided if I would have done the same thing, lets face it, if she's smoking hot like you stated then I'd be hard pressed not to "hit it" even raw, what can I saw, I know better but when you're in that situatuion its very hard to say no.

 

[OutHouse]

oh my God. yea sure showed God your strength.

 

[ElFenix]

update!