Unnecessary laws that would be neat to put into effect

[shekondar]

My new law:

Fat people are NOT allowed to have handicapped parking permits (unless they have some other condition requiring a handicapped permit, i.e. in a wheelchair, missing a leg, etc.)...All fat people will be required to park in special parking spaces at the end of the lot farthest from the building.

 

[Bowmaster]

Parents may not assume their children have Attention Deficit Disorder unless they first remove caffiene and high amounts of sugar from their diets.

... and TV and video games from their homes.

the draft is optional

ummm... which country are you from? Here in the States REGISTERING with the selective service is not optional, but there is no draft. Yet...

Prostitution should be legalized

You got mine!!!

Drinking age decreased to 16

Great - more stupid drunk teens. Sheesh...

 

[ViRGE]

Originally posted by: jagec

Originally posted by: ViRGE

Originally posted by: Anubis
all people required to know how to drive stick

Why? I mean, we don't require people to know how to operate a horse & buggy, so why would they need to know a similarly archaic technology like a stick shift?

funny how this "archaic technology" is STILL better for any road with curves.

Your comparison is bad, a better one would be dictating a letter to a secretary versus using a speech recognition program. Sure, the speech recognition program is more modern and high-tech. It also gets the wrong word all the time.

Having a human brain controlling the gears is better than a computer, much like having a human brain transcribing speech is better than a computer.

True, but the automatic transmission has existed long before the computer has, although since I'm not a car buff, I'm not sure just how computerized(as opposed to mechanized) cars are today. Still, with that logic, why should auto trannies be installed at all?

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: ViRGE

Originally posted by: jagec

Originally posted by: ViRGE

Originally posted by: Anubis
all people required to know how to drive stick

Why? I mean, we don't require people to know how to operate a horse & buggy, so why would they need to know a similarly archaic technology like a stick shift?

funny how this "archaic technology" is STILL better for any road with curves.

Your comparison is bad, a better one would be dictating a letter to a secretary versus using a speech recognition program. Sure, the speech recognition program is more modern and high-tech. It also gets the wrong word all the time.

Having a human brain controlling the gears is better than a computer, much like having a human brain transcribing speech is better than a computer.

True, but the automatic transmission has existed long before the computer has, although since I'm not a car buff, I'm not sure just how computerized(as opposed to mechanized) cars are today. Still, with that logic, why should auto trannies be installed at all?

Pssshh. The transmission in the McLaren Mercedes SLR will pwn your brain any day. Same w/ the M3 SMG.

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: ViRGE
True, but the automatic transmission has existed long before the computer has, although since I'm not a car buff, I'm not sure just how computerized(as opposed to mechanized) cars are today. Still, with that logic, why should auto trannies be installed at all?

the only reason they ARE installed is because people are too lazy to row their own

Apparently they have advantages with offroading (really low speed rock crawling would involve a LOT of clutch work with a manual), but besides that...

oh, and drag racing, but a SMT would totally spank any auto in a drag.

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: Nebor

Pssshh. The transmission in the McLaren Mercedes SLR will pwn your brain any day. Same w/ the M3 SMG.

those are basically manual transmissions. The driver selects the gear, the computer does the shifting. Not quite as *fun* as your standard 3-pedal manual, but beats an auto in every single way (except price I guess).

My biggest vendetta against autos is the torque converter (not having a solid connection between engine+tires means more drivetrain loss, more weight) and the fact that you can't choose your gears (which doesn't matter in drag racing, but is vital around the twisties). Given the choice between a manual and a SMT, I'd pick them about 50-50. Manual for fun, SMT for competition.

 

[nodoubts2k]

legalization of the herb!

 

[shekondar]

Originally posted by: Stark
people over 250 lbs cannot order from any fast food restaurant (scales will be installed locking registers if the weight limit is exceeded)

Also include all-you-can-eat buffets...

airplanes must have enought legroom that a 6'5" man can cross his legs with the seat in front fully reclined.

I'd also like to add...
-Airplane tray tables shall be designed so that a laptop may be used while the seat in front is fully reclined.
-All commercial airliners used for flights over one hour in length must have the following special sections: Crying baby section, for parents flying with babies; Quiet section, for people who want to sleep or read (no talking is allowed in this section). These sections shall be separated from the rest of the plane by soundproof barriers.
-Airplane bathrooms shall be designed so that a 6'5" man may enter the bathroom, close the door, and use the facilities without bending over or suffering permanent back injury from being crammed into a 2'x2' closet.
-All airplanes shall carry a supply of restraints (i.e. gags, handcuffs, leg/ankle restraints) suitable for restraining obnoxious children who yell & scream & kick the back of your seat. These restraints may be used by any passenger at any time that the child's parents fail or neglect to restrain their own child. (Note that these restraints may also be used on adults as needed.)