Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox
Originally posted by: kranky
Cool thread topic.
Everyone with internet access at home must spend at least 10 hours per month out in public interacting with other people.
Every high school student must take a personal finance course in order to graduate.
All motorcycles will be equipped with a device that kills the engine if it generates over 100 db of noise within 100 yards of any occupied structure.
Not sending rebates within 15 days of receipt will constitute mail fraud, which is a felony.
I have nothing to add.
Oh wait- all celebrities must make available a high-res image of themselves with no cosmetics on whatsoever. Because.
And clothing optional.