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Unforgivable, absolutely unforgivable!

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QueHuong

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I was chatting with a good friend of mine about little stuff like Christmas presents, what to do on New Year, and the existence (or lack thereof) of God.

Then I asked her if she saw Lord of the Rings. She must have been living in the cave for the past several months or something. Here was it went:

me: have you seen lord of the rings?
cave-woman: no- what's that?
me: only the best book/movie of all time
cave-woman: who wrote it?

:Q

Un-fornicating-believeable!

I don't know...from this moment on, we are no longer friends. :frown:


pulse8: "LOTR zealots are insane!"
I have no idea what he was talking about.:Q

*Slips on imaginary ring and proceeds to toilet paper her house*
 
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woodly6

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<< Un-fornicating-believeable! >>



LOL!


...and yeah, c'mon who hasnt heard of this series of books by now?
 
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Rent

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<< im surprised you even have a female friend... nerd :disgust: >>

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stevens

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I saw the movie and it was ok, well it was a whole hell of alot better than harry potter, but i went b/c a hot girl asked me.
 
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Jeffwo

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Well?

Total Votes: 18


What a freak! Give me Orcrist so I can put her out of her misery.
2 (votes) 11.11 (%)
I'm so sick of these LOTR zealots.
16 (votes) 88.89 (%)


BuaHa Ha Ha!!!
 
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kami

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Man what a bitch :) Screw being friends with her!!!!!! ;)



<< Un-fornicating-believeable! >>


Classic.


Well, to be honest *gasp* when i met my girlfriend she hadn't heard of LOTR either...but now she is fully aware of my brutal and undying obsession with JRR Tolkien and she accepts it and takes great pleasure in calling me a dork :D
BTW she read the trilogy and loved it...and yes i made sure she started with the hobbit. I get to go see the movie with her for the first time in 2 days. i've already seen it 4 times myself though :D
 
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QueHuong

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<< Well, to be honest *gasp* when i met my girlfriend she hadn't heard of LOTR either...but now she is fully aware of my brutal and undying obsession with JRR Tolkien and she accepts it and takes great pleasure in calling me a dork >>



Yeah you're right...I should give her one more chance :)

If she still doesn't submit to the all encompassing power of Tolkien, I guess I'll become a friendless loser and spend all my time racking up 314 posts in 1 month like antnyc.
 
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kgraeme

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Heck, I have friends that have never seen any of the Star Wars movies. It's really not terribly important in this big thing called life.
 
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kami

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<< If she still doesn't submit to the all encompassing power of Tolkien, I guess I'll become a friendless loser and spend all my time racking up 314 posts in 1 month like antnyc.
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She must submit, there is no alternative. You know your duty...now go and do it! ;) No one wants to be a friendless loser ;)

 
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Moonbeam

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I stopped laughing at people who don't know everything I do when I got a little self confidence.
 
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Phunktion

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In all seriousness I think I really am sick of these LOTR zealots.. it's a wonderful trilogy but the damn world doesn't revolve around it..

Edit: Except for the zealots of course :p
 
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<< pulse8: "LOTR zealots are insane!" >>



Actually I think that was me :D



<< Christ LOTR zealots are insane >>



bleh
 
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