Unborn child has Facebook profile - 267 friends

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"I am growing strong and waiting to get out of my mom's belly," fetus Marriah Greene says on her Facebook profile.

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[Whoozyerdaddy]

My dog has a FB profile. So does my mom. So what?

 

[Colt45]

That's going to be pretty awkward if it ends up being stillborn.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

That's going to be pretty awkward if it ends up being stillborn.

Yeah... not sure if awkward is the right word for it. In fact, I'm pretty sure nobody will feel awkward or embarrassed. I think their emotions will be elsewhere.

 

[Colt45]

Yeah, maybe that wasn't the best angle. it's stupid anyway.

 

[ahenkel]

I had to have a serious talk with my grandmother about not creating a facebook page for the new baby goat we had.

 

[DivideBYZero]

My morning fart has a Twitter account.

#gruntsays

 

[Arcadio]

I've opened Facebook accounts for people's pets. I try to keep a straight face while I'm doing that.

 

[moshquerade]

My morning fart has a Twitter account.

#gruntsays

love it. :thumbsup:

 

[ichy]

That's going to be pretty awkward if it ends up being stillborn.

I was thinking the same thing.

 

[pcgeek11]

Sick just sick...

 

[BrokenVisage]

What happened with not being able to sign up to Facepalmbook if you're under a certain age? Or are we finally coming to a concenus that a fetus is indeed not a human being yet.

 

[CPA]

I hate Facebook.

 

[krunchykrome]

this is soo stupid; why do all of these new parents crave attention?

my wife and I are pregnant, and as far as Im concerned, people are on a need to know basis

 

[Buttzilla]

There's nothing wrong with the fetus's parents expressing their excitement and love for their unborn child, however, the little thing is going to have some serious attention issues.

 

[SAWYER]

OMG stupid facebook fanatics

 

[amdhunter]

this is soo stupid; why do all of these new parents crave attention?

my wife and I are pregnant, and as far as Im concerned, people are on a need to know basis

So all of ATOT needed to know? :whiste:

 

[purbeast0]

So all of ATOT needed to know? :whiste:

OH SNAP!

caps

 

[NetWareHead]

They say you shouldn't count your chickens until they hatch....

 

[darkswordsman17]

this is soo stupid; why do all of these new parents crave attention?

my wife and I are pregnant, and as far as Im concerned, people are on a need to know basis

Er...

So all of ATOT needed to know? :whiste:

:biggrin::thumbsup:

 

[ichy]

this is soo stupid; why do all of these new parents crave attention?

my wife and I are pregnant, and as far as Im concerned, people are on a need to know basis

Your wife is pregnant. You are not.

 

[zinfamous]

I hate Facebook.

I blame people more than FB. :\

 

[PottedMeat]

"QUAID! Start the reactor!"

 

[ViviTheMage]

dumb is the other word I can think of

 

[JulesMaximus]

My sister's dog has 22 friends on Facebook.