Unborn child has Facebook profile - 267 friends

[MrDudeMan]

Your wife is pregnant. You are not.

I really hate when people say that. During both pregnancies people would say similar things and I always responded by saying I wasn't pregnant. It makes no sense to say it that way. Yes, I know what they meant, but it's still completely illogical.

 

[BrokenVisage]

"QUAID! Start the reactor!"

But first, get your ass to Mars!

 

[pcgeek11]

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"I am growing strong and waiting to get out of my mom's belly," fetus Marriah Greene says on her Facebook profile.

😵

God I hate these pictures. It looks like some kind of fuckin alien... Gonna come bustin out yo belly.

😛

 

[abaez]

Profile deleted?

 

[SKORPI0]

Profile deleted?

Group fan page 😛

 

[FoBoT]

my kids dog has FB and about 20 friends

 

[her209]

This is why I hate and avoid social networking sites. Forums don't count.

😛

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

"QUAID! Start the reactor!"

I was thinking more along the lines of "Give me your miiiiiinnnnndddd..." :biggrin:

 

[TridenT]

That's going to be pretty awkward if it ends up being stillborn.

lol I came here to say this. Beat to the punch.

 

[Joseph F]

To disassociate myself from dumbfuckery such as this; I will be deleting my Facepalmbook account now.