Ultimate hybrid animal?

[UncleWai]

Sharks with freaking laser beam on their head.

 

[FDF12389]

Hippopotocat

 

[TheoPetro]

meant to edit not make a new post, see above

 

[kalrith]

Originally posted by: TheoPetro
!!!Caution this post contains extreme awesomeness that may not be appropriate for anyone!!!

http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/d...-whale-cuttle-rino.jpg


Great White (killing ability and speed) bones a big ass whale (size), while slitheryDee's cuttlefish (camouflage) has some major sex0rz with a rino (big fucking horn). Those two bastard love children (Great white whale and cuttle rino) meet up in a bar, get WAY too drunk and endup porking each other in the back of a 97 toyota corolla.

the result is the ultimate land/water killing machine... the great-whale-cuttle-rino! It is the largest animal on earth, can eat dozens of elephants whole, is completely invisible, and has a massive fucking horn to smash the hell out of ANYTHING

My company has a position open for a graphic designer. After this display of your incredible talent, I've decided to offer you the job.

 

[kalrith]

Originally posted by: SunnyD
I for one welcome our new Wolphin overlords.

When you said hybrid animal, I was immediately trying to think of animals that run on gas and electricity...

I was thinking the same thing. With that being said, my vote would be for a PriuGore. It's a gas-electric hybrid that invents the internet, repairs the ozone layer, and solves global warming while at the same time being the ultimate symbol of green status.

 

[sandorski]

Liger!