Ultimate hybrid animal?

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Pig + Rabbit = Great ribs that breed like crazy! Anyone else getting hungry?

 

[Nitemare]

wolverine-piranha

 

[arrfep]

Cockamouse >*

 

[The Boston Dangler]

any combination of gecko, blue-ringed octopus and human. blue-ringed geckmanopus.

 

[The Boston Dangler]

impossible creatures was pretty good. spore should be out in september.

 

[BudAshes]

Originally posted by: MagnusTheBrewer
Pig + Rabbit = Great ribs that breed like crazy! Anyone else getting hungry?

Fatty!

 

[Sumguy]

Sharkodile

Nobody would get in the water. Ever.

 

[conehead433]

As long as it tastes like chicken I'm all for it.

 

[BudAshes]

Polar Beagle. Half polar bear half eagle. That wouldn't be very fun for anyone.

 

[Kadarin]

Barf, the mawg. He's his own best friend.

 

[91TTZ]

Three toed tortoise. It's a sloth/tortoise hybrid that can hang upside down in trees and barely move for 200 years. In fact, its primary method of climbing trees is to latch onto a seedling and wait for it to grow.

 

[IGBT]

..chihuapotamus. (chi-hua-potamus)

 

[SlitheryDee]

Cuttlefish and Tiger. Uses the cuttlefish's color changing ability mainly for camouflage. Has the ability to alter it's coloration so rapidly that it is only perceivable against its background at high speeds. This allows it to actively stalk to within inches of prey before being noticed rather than lying in wait. Also, the "active camouflage" ability is used in mating displays and pulsated rapidly during pursuit to dazzle prey. The Cuttle-Tiger also benefits from the Cuttlefish's considerable intelligence and has a complex language based on subtle changes in skin color. Hunting parties of dozens of individuals have been documented working together in utter silence. The animal is capable of vocalization but uses it only in communication with other species.

This species is also responsible for the highest death rate ever seen in researchers and documentary crews as they seem unnaturally aware of observation. In the presence of humans Cuttle-Tigers will often set up "decoys" of young and old individuals in plain sight while the rest of the family group closes undetectably on the unwary observers. Attacks have been 100% fatal in all recorded incidents. The danger is increased by the fact that it is nearly impossible to determine the full size of any "school" due to near perfect camouflage.

 

[Chiropteran]

Cockroach and Cow. The tasty steak snack that breeds in between the walls of your house.

 

[gsethi]

Originally posted by: Chiropteran
Cockroach and Cow. The tasty steak snack that breeds in between the walls of your house.

will it be available online in alternator sized chunks in bulk quantity ?

 

[dainthomas]

Tiger, flea, and tortoise.

A tiger that can jump 300 feet in the air and has impervious armor would kick ASS!

 

[SunnyD]

Originally posted by: gsethi

Originally posted by: Chiropteran
Cockroach and Cow. The tasty steak snack that breeds in between the walls of your house.

will it be available online in alternator sized chunks in bulk quantity ?

Talk about ending world hunger... even IN a nuclear holocaust! :beer:

 

[AmpedSilence]

Originally posted by: dainthomas
Tiger, flea, and tortoise.

A tiger that can jump 300 feet in the air and has impervious armor would kick ASS!

yes, until it mauls you...

 

[foghorn67]

Me and the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile.

 

[IEC]

Chimeras will take over the world!

 

[SirStev0]

Originally posted by: Kadarin
Barf, the mawg. He's his own best friend.

Baaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrf......
Not in here... this is a Mercedes.

 

[sdifox]

Liger... half ton killing machine.

 

[TheoPetro]

!!!Caution this post contains extreme awesomeness that may not be appropriate for anyone!!!

http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/d...-whale-cuttle-rino.jpg


Great White (killing ability and speed) bones a big ass whale (size), while slitheryDee's cuttlefish (camouflage) has some major sex0rz with a rino (big fucking horn). Those two bastard love children (Great white whale and cuttle rino) meet up in a bar, get WAY too drunk and endup porking each other in the back of a 97 toyota corolla.

the result is the ultimate land/water killing machine... the great-whale-cuttle-rino! It is the largest animal on earth, can eat dozens of elephants whole, is completely invisible, and has a massive fucking horn to smash the hell out of ANYTHING

 

[jonks]

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
Giraffestrich. An ostrich with a 12 foot neck. Or a giraffe with giant wings. Either way it's tits.

Mixing a shark with virtually any bird species would be the end of the world. Sheagle, shondor, sharkon, hell, even a sharktit would be scary. Or a hawk: shawk and awe bitches! Death from above, as winged sharks become the scourge of the seas and air alike. The only place we could hide would be deep in caves, and who the hell wants to live there? We would be mercilessly rent asunder by the most fearsome predator ever to swim the air (fly the seas?).

I, for one, welcome our flying shark overlords.

I'm guessing you didn't see Piranha 2: The Spawning in which James Cameron (!) directed the mass slaughter of humans by flying genetically mutated piranha.

 

[Platypus]

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