Ultimate hybrid animal?

[Syringer]

I just discovered the existence of these.. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolphin

And along with the liger, zorses, what would the ultimate hybrid of a species if you can combine any two animals?

 

[paulxcook]

Bearcheetahshark. Wait, that's 3. But still, it'd be sick. A fast angry mass of teeth and claws ready to maul your ass by land or by sea.

edit: assuming the Wiki is reliable, that's crazy. Even the number of teeth are dead center.

 

[funkymatt]

manbearpig?

 

[DnetMHZ]

The Great White Chihuahua?

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: funkymatt
manbearpig?

half man half bearpig

 

[Nitemare]

shark-hummingbird-elephant

 

[TruePaige]

Lochness Monster and Tree-fitty.

 

[Chryso]

Duck billed platypus

 

[SunnyD]

I for one welcome our new Wolphin overlords.

When you said hybrid animal, I was immediately trying to think of animals that run on gas and electricity...

 

[Kaido]

I saw a stuff Liger at an animal exhibit near Salt Lake once. I thought they only existed in Napolean Dynamite's imagination :Q

 

[TheTony]

The term is Chimera.

 

[BlackTigers]

Bluphant

Can you imagine a blue whale and an elephant?

 

[rivan]

Bullet ant-Japanese Hornet-Chimpanzee

Take that, liger!

 

[child of wonder]

Jesusosaurus Rex.

 

[outofloop]

tortoise-cockroach ... longest living extremely resilient hybrid animal

tortroach FTW!

 

[pontifex]

ATOT fails at math?

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Hell, I just want them to bring back Harts, big, stupid and, tasty!

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: pontifex
ATOT fails at math?

Interspecies 3somes FTW

 

[zinfamous]

Peregrine (Salty) Croc.

Serious like a heart attack: Fastest animal on the planet (Peregrines have been clocked at over 300mph in free fall) with deadly accuracy combined with toothy, most "I don't give a fvck what I eat" animal there is.

A Peregrine Kodiak would be cool, too

 

[FoBoT]

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: funkymatt
manbearpig?

half man half bearpig

i thought it was half pig, half bear and half algore

 

[jonks]

The ScarjoNapo, half Scarlett Johannsen, half Natalie Portman, all woman.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Giraffestrich. An ostrich with a 12 foot neck. Or a giraffe with giant wings. Either way it's tits.

Mixing a shark with virtually any bird species would be the end of the world. Sheagle, shondor, sharkon, hell, even a sharktit would be scary. Or a hawk: shawk and awe bitches! Death from above, as winged sharks become the scourge of the seas and air alike. The only place we could hide would be deep in caves, and who the hell wants to live there? We would be mercilessly rent asunder by the most fearsome predator ever to swim the air (fly the seas?).

I, for one, welcome our flying shark overlords.

 

[puffff]

Originally posted by: sirjonk
The ScarjoNapo, half Scarlett Johannsen, half Natalie Portman, all woman.

I dont know if that combination could breed, though I wouldn't mind seeing them try!

 

[mugs]

Spiderpig?

 

[paulxcook]

Originally posted by: mugs
Spiderpig?

Does whatever a spiderpig does!