- Feb 13, 2001
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First, walking my dog today. I pass an Elementary and Middle school. They recently were zoned to allow an ethnic area of the county to come to them.
I see this huge woman with a big white Armada...all the doors are open including the tail gate and she's booming a song with lyrics "I want to fuck you girl" and other great bits. This was in front of the middle school, but still.
She's got two kids in the back dancing around to the music.
As I pass I ask her "don't you think that's a bit inappropriate for kids?".
She said "Doncha be tellin' ME how to raise my awesome people...fuck you it's on the RADIO!".
I guess she didn't get the memo about satellite radio.
I said "wasn't trying to affect your 'derogatories', but there are about 20 kids playing in this PLAYGROUND who probably don't need to hear it".
She started swearing at me and got mental so I bailed and called my police department.
Next on my commute there was a dumbass just tooling down I95 at like 40mph. Traffic is all backed up around him. As he exits he blows through two stop lights and proceeds to haul ass down a 45mph road. Two cops were behind me a ways and once they broke out of the congestion nailed his ass.
I don't get the whole driving slow on the fast roads and then blowing through neighborhoods and slow roads where there is a ton of entry and exits.
I see this huge woman with a big white Armada...all the doors are open including the tail gate and she's booming a song with lyrics "I want to fuck you girl" and other great bits. This was in front of the middle school, but still.
She's got two kids in the back dancing around to the music.
As I pass I ask her "don't you think that's a bit inappropriate for kids?".
She said "Doncha be tellin' ME how to raise my awesome people...fuck you it's on the RADIO!".
I guess she didn't get the memo about satellite radio.
I said "wasn't trying to affect your 'derogatories', but there are about 20 kids playing in this PLAYGROUND who probably don't need to hear it".
She started swearing at me and got mental so I bailed and called my police department.
Next on my commute there was a dumbass just tooling down I95 at like 40mph. Traffic is all backed up around him. As he exits he blows through two stop lights and proceeds to haul ass down a 45mph road. Two cops were behind me a ways and once they broke out of the congestion nailed his ass.
I don't get the whole driving slow on the fast roads and then blowing through neighborhoods and slow roads where there is a ton of entry and exits.
