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Twenty-six things a perfect guy would do, and other propaganda disseminated by misguided women

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Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Holy crap, he reviewed Ikaruga? And liked it?

- M4H
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Well, it takes skill to get a long ass chain. It wins for innovation in a 2d shooter, though difficult.
 
Originally posted by: Anghang
Originally posted by: Mookow
Originally posted by: her209
Harsh but true.

Any one want to hear Twenty-six things a perfect girl would do 😉
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1.) wake up BJ.
2.) pre-breakfast BJ
3.) mid-breakfast BJ
4.) post breakfast BJ
...
...
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HAHAHAHAHAHAA....:beer:

😀
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lol, that would go great with my corn pops

 
Come up behind you and put his arms around you.

LAME. Who has time for this? Sounds like something out of a herpes commercial where some lady is rock climbing or doing something else which symbolizes her independence, then out of nowhere she blurts out "I HAVE HERPES." The music gets all serious and you hear a voice over "...there is no cure," cue inspirational music "but treatment is available." Then it cuts to a shot of the bitch on a beach and a guy runs up behind her and puts his arms around her. Good job dumbass, you're dating a skank with herpes.
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Oh my god, ROFLMFAO !!!

😀😀😀😀😀

That's going to be a classic 🙂
 
Maddox is annoying. The dude is 20-something going on 15 and a wannabe comedian. Way to spend your life making a webpage going off on everything that's wrong in the world instead of doing something productive about it. No wonder he "doesn't have a degree"... All he's doing is crying for attention since he probably never got any earlier on in his life.

But that's just my personal opinion.
 
Originally posted by: rh71
Maddox is annoying. What a wannabe comedian.
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No doubt. It gets old after a very short while. A sarcastic computer nerd with a bad attitude can only be so funny before you realize that you're laughing AT him.
 
Originally posted by: thereds
mmmmm projectile diarrhea
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Except it was coming from his MOUTH! :frown: The guy is self-absorbed and doesn't deserve a woman (or is bitter he can't get one... wonder why with that charming attitude.)

Funny how the guy who thinks he's God's Gift to Women is usually the biggest jerk. Then again, there's plenty of women that seem to LIKE being with selfish, abusive, jerkoff men. [sigh]
 
That said, I realize this may just be a crude joke not to be taken too seriously, but the crude, lame humour gets old and grating by his second quote. :frown:
 
😀 😀 😀 😛

That was some funny stuff. Some of you need to stop taking yourselves so seriously, you are in danger of becoming very old way before your time.
 
Yeah, it is funny to read the stufff just because he seems like one of those funny guys who is about to pop any second. But this is humor that he can sit and type and think about... and if confronted with a semi-decent female I can guarantee this computer-geek would be kissing her feet in seconds. But...if you truly believes these things he'll never have a decent female.
 
guys, it's an online ego- you have no way of knowing if he's like this IRL or not. Could be an act, might not be, who knows. But you can't assume that he's a sniveling nerd just from the stories he posts up. It's a little presumptuous.
 
Semi-painful, semi-funny. There were a couple decent ones, and several groaners. I suppose good on him for talking the talk, but his material doesn't give him the walk yet.
 
Ikaruga is a fscking awesome game. I have a video on my machine where a guy does a 171 hit combo. He owns the entire level. I plan to buy it for my GC although it is hard to find.

I will read this when I get home and I'm sure I will laugh.
 
Originally posted by: crisp82
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

Guy is quite funny. I actually do most of those things.....😱
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Me too.......🙁

Good thing is that I really love my wife and want to do most of those things for her as I know she does dig them......🙂
 
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