Twenty-six things a perfect guy would do, and other propaganda disseminated by misguided women

[geno]

Blame Maddox, not me

http://maddox.xmission.com/26_things.html

A little harsh at times, but some funny stuff is said.

 

[her209]

Harsh but true.

Any one want to hear Twenty-six things a perfect girl would do

 

[waggy]

hehe soo true

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Holy crap, he reviewed Ikaruga? And liked it?

- M4H

 

[hdeck]

i've seen this somewhere before

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: her209
Harsh but true.

Any one want to hear Twenty-six things a perfect girl would do

1.) wake up BJ.
2.) pre-breakfast BJ
3.) mid-breakfast BJ
4.) post breakfast BJ
...
...

 

[zCypher]

ahhhh lol that was refreshing. i needed the laugh, thanks

 

[cliftonite]

LOL some of those things are funny as hell.

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: waggy
hehe soo true

 

[Goosemaster]

4. Give you the remote control during the game.
This one is inherently stupid because it implies that all guys like to watch "the game." Since I'd rather be shot in the chest with projectile diarrhea than watch "the game," I'll assume the author meant something worthy of watching, such as Ren & Stimpy, in which case you need to put the bitch down if she touches your remote.

classic....

 

[cliftonite]

This guy reminds me of Andy Rooney from 60 minutes.

 

[QueHuong]

I voted for the Tic-Tac

 

[Cyberian]

Christ, he is funny!!

If women ran the world, we'd still be searching for the wheel.

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

Originally posted by: Mookow

Originally posted by: her209
Harsh but true.

Any one want to hear Twenty-six things a perfect girl would do

1.) wake up BJ.
2.) pre-breakfast BJ
3.) mid-breakfast BJ
4.) post breakfast BJ
...
...

That would get old really fast, wouldn't be fun getting one...

 

[grrl]

Where are the other 12?

 

[wfbberzerker]

wow, this definitely sounds like it was written by someone on atot.

Originally posted by: her209
Harsh but true.

Any one want to hear Twenty-six things a perfect girl would do

there are 26 different ways to have sex?

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: AgaBooga

Originally posted by: Mookow

Originally posted by: her209
Harsh but true.

Any one want to hear Twenty-six things a perfect girl would do

1.) wake up BJ.
2.) pre-breakfast BJ
3.) mid-breakfast BJ
4.) post breakfast BJ
...
...

That would get old really fast, wouldn't be fun getting one...

I'd be willing to risk that

 

[cliftonite]

Originally posted by: Mookow

Originally posted by: AgaBooga

Originally posted by: Mookow

Originally posted by: her209
Harsh but true.

Any one want to hear Twenty-six things a perfect girl would do

1.) wake up BJ.
2.) pre-breakfast BJ
3.) mid-breakfast BJ
4.) post breakfast BJ
...
...

That would get old really fast, wouldn't be fun getting one...

I'd be willing to risk that

me too

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: wfbberzerker
wow, this definitely sounds like it was written by someone on atot.

Originally posted by: her209
Harsh but true.

Any one want to hear Twenty-six things a perfect girl would do

there are 26 different ways to have sex?

That's supposed to be a rhetorical question right?

 

[Anghang]

Originally posted by: Mookow

Originally posted by: her209
Harsh but true.

Any one want to hear Twenty-six things a perfect girl would do

1.) wake up BJ.
2.) pre-breakfast BJ
3.) mid-breakfast BJ
4.) post breakfast BJ
...
...

HAHAHAHAHAHAA....:beer:

 

[unxpurg8d]

Awwwwww... Now THIS is what makes men so darn easy to get along with, and why I could never be a lesbian*... With men I only have to remember ONE thing to make 'em happy.










*(Unless, of course, the chick had a heck of a collection of designer shoes in my size...sigh.)

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: unxpurg8d
Awwwwww... Now THIS is what makes men so darn easy to get along with, and why I could never be a lesbian*... With men I only have to remember ONE thing to make 'em happy.










*(Unless, of course, the chick had a heck of a collection of designer shoes in my size...sigh.)

Are you a gal? I can't tell

 

[unxpurg8d]

Either female - or a male with an odd attachment to women's shoes.

 

[Kenny]

Originally posted by: grrl
Where are the other 12?

I can't go on, I'm going to go do something less painful like stick my dick in the oven.

Maddox kicks ass.

 

[Siddhartha]

Originally posted by: geno
Blame Maddox, not me

http://maddox.xmission.com/26_things.html

A little harsh at times, but some funny stuff is said.

The list sounds like it was generated by 15 to 18 year old girls. I am sure women would have a different list.