Turkey Crashes Through Woman's Windshield!

[Actaeon]

He was arrested on charges of first-degree assault, reckless endangerment, forgery, criminal mischief and criminal possession of stolen property.

Heh, hes not so cool anymore.

 

[Dedpuhl]

Stupid humans :|

 

[tk149]

Originally posted by: TheAudit
Newsday main page with pictures of the car and kids

Story

Updated: 12:34 PM Police arrested a sixth teenager in connection with the case. Five teenagers charged yesterday -- one with assault -- as victim, 44-year-old Lake Ronkonkoma woman, remains unconscious and critically injured.

I'm a little surprised that they've published the name, address, and pictures of minors. Even if they are fvcktards.

It's possible though, that only one of those teens is the real troublemaker, and the rest couldn't control him/her. We won't know until the plea-bargaining starts.

 

[BadNewsBears]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: WinstonSmith
Had a flock of real live turkeys fly past my windshield last week. Good thing I wasn't going faster

Turkeys can't fly sh!t dip.

How come I shoot one the rest fly away. Maybe they only fly like 50 feet but they. FLY

 

[z0mb13]

cnn is having a story about this right now

 

[SP33Demon]

Originally posted by: Munchies

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: WinstonSmith
Had a flock of real live turkeys fly past my windshield last week. Good thing I wasn't going faster

Turkeys can't fly sh!t dip.

How come I shoot one the rest fly away. Maybe they only fly like 50 feet but they. FLY

Turkey hunting rox! Those things are so hard to hunt, makes great sport (and I'm talking w/out a caller!)...

 

[slightlyhuman]

bah, get off jules, he made a mistake.

 

[sharkeeper]

Finally Fritzo posted the first comment that with the same though I was having.

Let's see here... a group of 18 year olds... steal a credit card (stupid, but okay, I can see teens doing that)... use it to buy... a TURKEY!?!?

They steal a credit card and buy a TURKEY!?!?!

Damn, that's just asinine! If you're gonna steal a credit card, at least buy something decent with it!

So they have this (presumably) frozen turkey and I guess they decided that they screwed up and bought something really useless with that stolen credit card, so they... THROW IT OUT OF THE WINDOW OF A MOVING CAR?

These are some stupefyingly idiotic teenagers.

Usually when a young male does something like this a broad is involved. Of course when they realised that they cannot cook let alone prepare a Thanksgiving meal, they bailed by tossing the turkey.

No chicks and now a few slashes on their record. Amazing things a penis can do to one's brain.

Cheers!

 

[acemcmac]

Kids throw ice chunks off overpasses on I95 in Philadelphia ANNUALLY killing people in their morning commute

 

[Ornery]

Originally posted by: TheAudit
Newsday main page with pictures of the car and kids

Story

Updated: 12:34 PM Police arrested a sixth teenager in connection with the case. Five teenagers charged yesterday -- one with assault -- as victim, 44-year-old Lake Ronkonkoma woman, remains unconscious and critically injured.

Cushing faces a maximum of 40 years in prison if convicted on all the charges. Good, I like that! Thanks Audit.

 

[NeoPTLD]

Someone should throw that moron in front of a semi.

 

[thegimp03]

Someone should throw that moron in front of a semi.

:thumbsup:

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: DP
bah, get off jules, he made a mistake.

No he got on and flamed winstonsmith for saying they fly. read what he said. here in case you missed it "Turkeys can't fly Sh!t dip." now thats a flame.

So yes he deserves what he is getting. Its not so much that he was wrong but his attitude.

 

[TheAudit]

Update -

"I want to go home."

 

[ShotgunSteven]

Originally posted by: TheAudit
Update -

"I want to go home."

Someone needs to put a frozen turkey in a pillowcase and have a blanket party with those teen-agers. :|

 

[forumJunkie]

wtf that is messed up! shove that frozen turkey up their *radio edit*

 

[SP33Demon]

Originally posted by: TheAudit
Update -

"I want to go home."

Very sad. And to think it could have been anyone of us ATers who lived in that area :|

 

[cliftonite]

So sad

 

[TheAudit]

Slowly recovering - still critical

 

[TheAudit]

Wednesday update -
Doctors plan to reshape her face

That's really messed. There is also a video link on there with the doctor speaking about her injuries.

 

[midwestfisherman]

Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
they arent teens, 18 is adult, and old enough to burn

I agree! I hope the b@st@rds serve some serious jail time. Stupid fvcking morons!

 

[oogabooga]

Originally posted by: midwestfisherman

Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
they arent teens, 18 is adult, and old enough to burn

I agree! I hope the b@st@rds serve some serious jail time. Stupid fvcking morons!

agreed wholeheartedly, how fu$king retarded can you get. GAH!

 

[TheAudit]

Update -
Newsday

Learning to walk and to dress herself again.


If that was my mother, my sister, I would take a baseball bat to those POS kids.

 

[simms]

links to old news all dead.

 

[MrDudeMan]

Originally posted by: TheAudit
Update -
Newsday

Learning to walk and to dress herself again.


If that was my mother, my sister, I would take a baseball bat to those POS kids.

i only hope i would be that calm...if that happened to my girlfriend, i would sit in jail for the rest of my life with a smile on my face.