Turin's Bacon is the best kind of bacon - Discuss

[Fingolfin269]

**I'm not the OP, but I do love BACON**

Wow I think we found our new troll. You have like half the posts on the first page of ATOT with only 83 posts, you joined this month, you post about things that are intended to get obvious reaction. And to top it all off, you have a user name that will come in handy at some point!

Yeah this is going to end well.

Let's talk about bacon instead of Turin.

 

[shiner]

A shroud of bacon would be sweet!!

 

[corwin]

A shroud of bacon would be sweet!!

More savory than sweet...didn't Lady Gaga wear a shroud of bacon?

 

[Zedtom]

Just because you like bacon, some pig died for your sins.

 

[Jeeebus]

 

[Fritzo]

I like how the article starts off by saying "The shroud could only be reproduced using LASERS!!!", when every article I'm seeing says the shroud is carbon dated to the 13th-14th century and could easily be reproduced with materials available at that time.

 

[Fingolfin269]

We have one hook!

 

[silverpig]

Is TFP back?

 

[Sluggo]

Wow I think we found our new troll. You have like half the posts on the first page of ATOT with only 83 posts, you joined this month...

I think he joined last night, that 83 (as of right now) posts in about 10 hours.

 

[OutHouse]

HAL9000 is trolling again.

 

[child of wonder]

You know, I have one simple request and that is to have Jesus' with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!

 

[JulesMaximus]

LOL! I love that one! :biggrin:

 

[irishScott]

 

[Jaepheth]

So?

Scientists say lots of things that are idiotic.
I once heard one say that gravity moves at the speed of light.
If gravity moved at the speed of light, how come I don't float off the ground at night?

YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT!

 

[preslove]

 

[sactoking]

I think he joined last night, that 83 (as of right now) posts in about 10 hours.

Who has the higher post-per-minute count, him or neckbeard?

 

[Jeff7]

Wow I think we found our new troll. You have like half the posts on the first page of ATOT with only 83 posts, you joined this month, you post about things that are intended to get obvious reaction. And to top it all off, you have a user name that will come in handy at some point!

Yeah this is going to end well.

Let's talk about bacon instead of Turin.

To clarify: AppleFanboy just joined yesterday.


Idea: Every time AppleFanboy tries to post anything it should just get thrown into the nef thread. (Or XOR'd with a random number generator's output, then deleted.)

 

[zinfamous]

guys, you know this is Rakzum, right?

no idea why all his other accounts have been banned, and this has not.

yet, anyway

 

[Ken g6]

they only managed the effect by scorching equivalent linen material with high-intensity ultra violet lasers

UV light, huh? Next experiment to try:
1. Take two pieces of linen.
2. Cut an image of a man out of one.
3. Lay that piece over the top of an un-cut piece.
4. Lay them out in the sun for days, weeks, or months.
5. Compare to the Shroud of Turin.
6. ???
7. Profit!

 

[zinfamous]

So?

Scientists say lots of things that are idiotic.
I once heard one say that gravity moves at the speed of light.
If gravity moved at the speed of light, how come I don't float off the ground at night?

YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT!

Italian government scientists have claimed

your really don't have to read too far into this article to dismiss it

 

[KeithTalent]

Lol, that's awesome.

KT

 

[Jaepheth]

your really don't have to read too far into this article to dismiss it

Truth be told, I didn't click the link or read a single word of the article.

 

[Born2bwire]

Heh, AppleFanboy has completely disappeared.

 

[corwin]

Heh, AppleFanboy has completely disappeared.

Yep...even quotes look to be gone

Now if we could only scrub him from our memories:hmm:

 

[OutHouse]

Heh, AppleFanboy has completely disappeared.

thanks for the Christmas present mods!!!