Turd world shoplifter caught brown handed

[madoka]

Why yes kids, it did happen in Florida!

http://www.local10.com/news/marisol-toribio-smears-poop-in-employees-faces-police-say/30386486

A shoplifting suspect, apparently out of options after being confronted by employees, smeared poop in their faces, police said.

Marisol Toribio, 32, was arrested Tuesday by Coral Springs police.

According to court documents, Toribio was caught stealing from Macy's, so she pulled some poop out of her pants and smeared it on the faces of the loss prevention employees who confronted her.

Toribio appeared in bond court Wednesday morning. She faces theft charges, plus a charge of tampering with or fabricating physical evidence.

 

[madoka]

That has got to be the most unusual charge of "fabricating physical evidence" her judge will ever see.

 

[Captante]

So she was so afraid of being busted she shit herself ?!?

 

[mmntech]

Another mental case who probably shouldn't be allowed out in public.

 

[brianmanahan]

 

[Mai72]

Another mental case who probably shouldn't be allowed out in public.

What would u want done to her? Mental hospital?

Who's going to pay for the treatment? 😱

 

[xSkyDrAx]

I feel really bad for those loss prevention people.

 

[andylawcc]

since she came from CAROL springs, plus another related item, i present to you

 

[madoka]

I feel really bad for those loss prevention people.

They certainly had a crappy day.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

So she was so afraid of being busted she shit herself ?!?

Don't jump to conclusions, perhaps she had already shit herself for a different reason and decided to use it to her advantage.

 

[Ichinisan]

... She feces theft charges, plus a charge of tampering with or defecating physical evidence.

fixed.

 

[pontifex]

Misleading title. She robbed a Macys, not Turd World. Disappointed.

 

[highland145]

Misleading title. She robbed a Macys, not Turd World. Disappointed.

What, you shop at turd world?



😛

 

[pontifex]

What, you shop at turd world?

Remember i saw you there the other week with a cart full?

How did you infer that?

 

[GagHalfrunt]

What, you shop at turd world?



😛

There's no way to avoid it, nearly every city has a Wal-Mart.

 

[angminas]

Earlier, at the shoplifting planning session:

"But what if they don't believe my story?"

"Well, Marisol, you're just going to have to pull something out of your ass."

 

[IronWing]

I feel really bad for those loss prevention people.

Stool pigeons!

 

[Dari]

It could be worse.

Excrement Tanker Explodes, Covering Everyone in Human Waste

Excrement Truck Explodes, Passersby Tragically Covered — According to netizen @旺寶兒發, an excrement truck [a vehicle that collects human waste from septic tanks] in Guangxi province Hechi city exploded, and this is probably what the having your face sprayed with shit must be like! The poor pedestrians, going out for a stroll only to be covered in shit… Without any precaution, and without a trace of apprehension, you appeared…

 

[Captante]

Don't jump to conclusions, perhaps she had already shit herself for a different reason and decided to use it to her advantage.

I considered that possibility! 😛

 

[crashtech]

I wonder why assault is not among the charges.

 

[brianmanahan]

I wonder why assault is not among the charges.

its not assault unless a man does it

 

[BUTCH1]

What a nasty little ball of semi-humanity she is. Shit-slinging, rubbing, throwing is nothing new however, take this farmer for example, who had an issue with city hall so he brought his manure-slinger over to the building and "let it fly"..https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SO-RPx9IRc

 

[HeXen]

"she pulled some poop out of her pants"....please tell me the author is not a paid, professional journalist.

 

[brianmanahan]

"she pulled some poop out of her pants"....please tell me the author is not a paid, professional journalist.

how would you describe said action, o great journalist?

 

[dud]

What is so surprising about this? All of the great apes exhibit this type of behavior when threatened.