Turd world shoplifter caught brown handed

[CZroe]

how would you describe said action, o great journalist?

She obtained fecal waste from her undergarments.

"Poop" feels much better. I will go retrieve some now.

 

[brianmanahan]

She obtained fecal waste from her undergarments.

so stuffy! the common man cant connect with that prim and proper vocabulary.

 

[mrjminer]

"Feces" is more professional than "poop." Might as well put something like "made a doo-doo" if you are dropping the bar, just to bring it all the way down to full-retard level.

 

[brianmanahan]

"Feces" is more professional than "poop." Might as well put something like "made a doo-doo" if you are dropping the bar, just to bring it all the way down to full-retard level.

i never call it feces. a poop's a poop.

 

[bolomite]

Earlier, at the shoplifting planning session:

"But what if they don't believe my story?"

"Well, Marisol, you're just going to have to pull something out of your ass."

I lol'd

 

[CZroe]

A current radio commercial keeps saying that the "average" person carries "up to" 22lbs of "undigested waste" and tries to play that as something disgusting. Umm, if it hasn't been digested yet, then it is still food and not waste.

Also, which is it: "average" or "up to?" They stupidly say both.