We can contract out the order to Iran.
They probably have an exclusive deal with Russia. We'll have to get ours from Israel.

(Putting a post-modern twist on the old term "proxy war"....

)
And meanwhile, the Chinese will watch with amusement as we fuck up our economies even worse with a renewed arms race, and of course sell
us cut-rate radiation suits, and Iran and Israel, most of the parts for the nukes we'll be buying, now that they're the only major world power with really serious manufacturing capacity...

Good times, good times...
PS: Anyone know how to say "pass the popcorn" in Mandarin?
