Trump Unveils Yugely Successful Businessman as Pick for Bigly DEA Chief

[norseamd]

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—Just days after picking Betsy DeVos to run the Department of Education, President-elect Donald Trump has tapped another wealthy outsider by naming Joaquín Guzmán, known as “El Chapo,” to head the Drug Enforcement Administration.

In an official statement, Trump said that El Chapo’s “tremendous success in the private sector” showed that he has what it takes to “shake things up” at the D.E.A.

Trump’s appointment of the former drug lord surprised many in Washington, in no small part because acrimony between the two allegedly prompted El Chapo, in 2015, to put a hundred-million-dollar bounty on Trump’s head.

But, appearing on CNN, the Trump surrogate Kellyanne Conway said that the selection of El Chapo should surprise no one. “Mr. Trump always said that he would surround himself with the best people,” she said.

When asked why Trump had readily offered a job to El Chapo while still mulling the fate of another former adversary, Mitt Romney, Conway said, “El Chapo might not have voted for Mr. Trump, but that’s because he’s Mexican and in jail, and Mitt Romney is neither.”

The appointment of the former drug kingpin is far from a done deal, however, as associates of El Chapo report that he is “concerned” that being a member of the Trump Administration would be bad for his brand.

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-picks-el-chapo-to-run-d-e-a

 

[ivwshane]

Please tell me you know this is a joke. Please.

 

[norseamd]

Please tell me you know this is a joke. Please.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66tQR7koR_Q

 

[ivwshane]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66tQR7koR_Q

Sorry, I don't do random YouTube links. If you can embed it properly, then maybe.

 

[norseamd]

Sorry, I don't do random YouTube links. If you can embed it properly, then maybe.

LOL

Look at the tags.

 

[JSt0rm]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66tQR7koR_Q

interesting

 

[brycejones]

The former head of retail banking at Wells is going to be Trump's pick to head the Fed. Wells was winning so bigly creating accounts, she will help the fed do the same.

 

[ivwshane]

The former head of retail banking at Wells is going to be Trump's pick to head the Fed. Wells was winning so bigly creating accounts, she will help the fed do the same.

Lol! Come on righties you know this shit is funny! Get wet get some memes going, something about billionaires corrupting our government? Or generals running civilian organizations?