Trump - The recording of what you all heard me say is fake news!

[MomentsofSanity]

During his presser with may he railed against the Rupert Murdoch owned Sun newspaper who he sat for an interview in Brussels on Wednesday. A fully recorded and verified interview.

When asked about the comments he made about May and Brexit he ranted about them being fake news. As usual, his supporters are cheering him denying what he said as lies.

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/tru...esidents-shocking-interview/story?id=56560919

 

[vi edit]

Trump is the only person I know of that can:

1. Walk into a room full of reporters
2. Shit on the floor
3. Clean it up
4. Proceed to proclaim that he is the best at cleaning up shit
5. And then has the balls to claim fake news that he shit on the floor in the first place

When will this huckster ever be held accountable?

 

[IronWing]

I see no evidence of step 3.

 

[soundforbjt]

Trump is the only person I know of that can:

1. Walk into a room full of reporters
2. Shit on the floor
3. Clean it up
4. Proceed to proclaim that he is the best at cleaning up shit
5. And then has the balls to claim fake news that he shit on the floor in the first place

When will this huckster ever be held accountable?

Never as long as Republicans hold both the House & Senate and SC.

 

[brycejones]

Trump is the only person I know of that can:

1. Walk into a room full of reporters
2. Shit on the floor
3. Clean it up
4. Proceed to proclaim that he is the best at cleaning up shit
5. And then has the balls to claim fake news that he shit on the floor in the first place

When will this huckster ever be held accountable?

November, 2019 or sooner if by some miracle both the House and Senate flip. I don't see the GOP doing shit besides the occasional whining about him saying "unhelpful" things. They are too focused on his support of deregulation and sticking it to anyone who isn't a raging conservatard on social issues.

 

[vi edit]

I see no evidence of step 3.

Fair. Ok step three, stand in front of said shit to attempt to obscure it.

 

[brycejones]

I see no evidence of step 3.

This is true he usually tries to convince everyone it wasn't shit in the first place.

 

[amenx]

Fake or not, his support base doesnt give a crap. He can shoot someone on 5th ave and still have their support.

 

[kage69]

Republicans - the party of dementia and treason.

 

[thraashman]

This is why I have no respect for the people who still trust and support this asshole. Deplorable was the biggest compliment Hillary could have used for them, since it's several steps up from what they really are.

 

[tweaker2]

Meh, it's just one more thing for Trump's supporters to dismiss/ignore/not believe/walk around. Though by now I can imagine that it's gertting increasingly harder and much more tiresome to do those things especially when Trump's loyalists have to continuously get way out of their comfort zones and miserably try to defend Trump's many personality disorders and the disastrous results they entail.

But they've gotten so good at it that they can hop skip and jump over the turds that Trump drops behind him (thank you vi edit for the idea) while being blindfolded and deafened by their MAGA hats being pulled down over their eyes and ears.

So give credit where credit is due folks.

 

[cytg111]

Trump be like

 

[HomerJS]

Trump is the only person I know of that can:

1. Walk into a room full of reporters
2. Shit on the floor
3. Clean it up
4. Proceed to proclaim that he is the best at cleaning up shit
5. And then has the balls to claim fake news that he shit on the floor in the first place

When will this huckster ever be held accountable?

Because holding Trump accountable is criticizing conservative values. The complaint from some here

 

[fskimospy]

I for one am looking forward to someone coming in and parsing his statements in some ridiculous way so that they can argue that his denial was accurate or at least not wrong.

 

[Amused]

It must be said...

 

[SMOGZINN]

Fair. Ok step three, stand in front of said shit to attempt to obscure it.

I think it actually goes:

1. Walk into a room full of reporters
2. Shit on the floor
3. Brag about how it is the biggest and best shit anyone ever shat.
4. Realize that no one likes his shit.
5. Claim that shit is fake news
6. When people point at the shit claim that it is Democrat shit.
7. Grin and walk away

Bonus: Sara Sanders Huckabee tells reporters that this is not important shit and they should not ask about this shit.

 

[Jhhnn]

So either he trolled the world creating fake news with the first interview or he trolled the world creating fake news in the second interview. His followers believe whatever they want.

That's our Donald!

 

[Fanatical Meat]

Trump is the only person I know of that can:

1. Walk into a room full of reporters
2. Shit on the floor
3. Clean it up
4. Proceed to proclaim that he is the best at cleaning up shit
5. And then has the balls to claim fake news that he shit on the floor in the first place

When will this huckster ever be held accountable?

Never because he has no shame and people that vote for him so throughly hate politicians that they enjoy him acting like a clown.

 

[Fanatical Meat]

I think it actually goes:

1. Walk into a room full of reporters
2. Shit on the floor
3. Brag about how it is the biggest and best shit anyone ever shat.
4. Realize that no one likes his shit.
5. Claim that shit is fake news
6. When people point at the shit claim that it is Democrat shit.
7. Grin and walk away

Bonus: Sara Sanders Huckabee tells reporters that this is not important shit and they should not ask about this shit.

Extra credit, Kelly’s disappointed reaction was due to the Europeans not having a hot breakfast

 

[Thebobo]

Holly shit I've never seen so much shit about shit than this shit.

 

[Younigue]

And his base believes him.

 

[Younigue]

Trump is the only person I know of that can:

1. Walk into a room full of reporters
2. Shit on the floor
3. Clean it up
4. Proceed to proclaim that he is the best at cleaning up shit
5. And then has the balls to claim fake news that he shit on the floor in the first place

When will this huckster ever be held accountable?

No, someone else would clean it up, he'd take credit for it AND say that he's the best at cleaning up shit.

Edit* SMOGZINN's explanation is better.

 

[Younigue]

So either he trolled the world creating fake news with the first interview or he trolled the world creating fake news in the second interview. His followers believe whatever they want.

That's our Donald!

They believe it as quickly as Trump can shit it out.

*There's a definite shit theme going on here.

 

[ElFenix]

trump admits he's fake news.

 

[Indus]

Trump is the only person I know of that can:

1. Walk into a room full of reporters
2. Shit on the floor
3. Clean it up
4. Proceed to proclaim that he is the best at cleaning up shit
5. And then has the balls to claim fake news that he shit on the floor in the first place

When will this huckster ever be held accountable?

When someone has more balls than him.