Trump - The recording of what you all heard me say is fake news!

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VRAMdemon

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Extra credit, Kelly’s disappointed reaction was due to the Europeans not having a hot breakfast


They were disappointed in the breakfast food because they were expecting waffles. Because Belgium. And they’re stupid. And I bet Trump was even planning to compare the waffles to the Belgian waffles at the Trump Tower restaurant. But.....no waffles. And when you’re expecting waffles and when there are no waffles and they only serve you Brussels sprouts...you get cranky. So he went on a tirade about Germany.

And..to top it off there wasn't even sugar on the table. Just artificial Swedener.
 

SMOGZINN

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They were disappointed in the breakfast food because they were expecting waffles. Because Belgium. And they’re stupid. And I bet Trump was even planning to compare the waffles to the Belgian waffles at the Trump Tower restaurant. But.....no waffles. And when you’re expecting waffles and when there are no waffles and they only serve you Brussels sprouts...you get cranky. So he went on a tirade about Germany.

And..to top it off there wasn't even sugar on the table. Just artificial Swedener.

He was also a little upset that they didn't have 2% milk.

Holly shit I've never seen so much shit about shit than this shit.

What can I say, I love talking shit. I am a grade A all American Shit Talker.
 

ElFenix

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He's up there in years... They're toilet swingers by now. Maybe balls isn't a good reference point.

THEY GET LONGER!?!?!

fuck, i'm going to be at risk of flushing mine down the toilet by the time i'm perknose's age!
 

Younigue

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THEY GET LONGER!?!?!

fuck, i'm going to be at risk of flushing mine down the toilet by the time i'm perknose's age!
They do!!! My sister's grandpa in-law was forever complaining about the shock of them dunking in the toilet water. He'd tell anyone who lent him an ear.
 

kage69

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THEY GET LONGER!?!?!

fuck, i'm going to be at risk of flushing mine down the toilet by the time i'm perknose's age!

you guys are killin me over here

I was about to say 'hey this thread isn't about nasty geriatric bawbags', but then realized, no his name is right there in the thread's title actually...

Carry on.
 
Feb 16, 2005
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"I never said what you just saw and heard me say. People, many people are saying that what they saw and heard, wasn't what they saw and heard. So there you have it folks, it's all fake news unless I say otherwise."

Or probably something close to that.