Trump postpones Denmark trip after prime minister refuses to sell Greenland (not onion)

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cytg111 said:
The message is clear. The US already have all the military access to Greenland that it wants.. The downside is that you have to play nice with Denmark and by extension the EU.
Trump doesnt want to play nice with Denmark or the EU - but still wants access to Greenland. SO. What you gonna do?
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More likely he wants access to rare earth minerals while going to give a damn about the Greenlanders and the environment.
 
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biostud said:
More likely he wants access to rare earth minerals while going to give a damn about the Greenlanders and the environment.
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Trump wants whatever he can line his pockets with. If it's a rare earth deal he says he wants than for sure he's going to get his cut somewhere along the line. It's inbred in his DNA. He wants to replace Elon as the richest man in the world and this is his very last chance to do it.
 
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whm1974 said:
Because Truth is stranger then Fiction, Fiction has to make sense.
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Canada just bitchslapped Trump. :D

deanblundell.substack.com

Breaking: Trump Just Surrendered To Canada

Mark Carney is a Goddamned revelation...
deanblundell.substack.com deanblundell.substack.com

Breaking: Trump Just Surrendered To Canada​


You want to know what power looks like? It’s Mark f*ing Carney ghosting America’s Rapist in Chief for three months, and ignored him all day yesterday, cutting America off at the knees, forcing Donald Trump to come crawling back today like the MAGA dog he is.

Yesterday, Canada’s Prime Minister —Mark Carney—severed economic and security ties with Trump’s America. Full stop. No warning. No negotiation. Just boom: "We’re done here."

Why? Because we’ve had enough.

Carney saw the writing on the wall. Trump was trying to big-dick him for weeks—sending envoys, sliding into diplomatic DMs, probably even using Jared Kushner’s creepy little WhatsApp avatar. Crickets. Carney didn’t flinch. He iced Trump out like a Canadian January.

Then came yesterday. Canada cut ties. We pulled out of joint economic plans, froze intelligence sharing, started chatting with EU, Japan, and a few spicy little democracies who don’t try to overturn elections. Suddenly, Trump remembered we exist and made a panicked plea to Carney to not cut ties with America.

I’m hearing he almost begged the PM not to sever all ties with America and promised to respect the PM's office and Canada as a sovereign nation from now on.

Carney issued this cold memo, which reads very differently than Trump’s “I swear things will be better in Canada” social post.

It’s what the new leader of the freeworld says when he gives someone on more chance to prove they are worthy of associating with us. Which Trump is not:

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Donald. Came. Crawling.

He begged Carney for a call. Not just a call. The call. The kind you make after you realize you just drunk-texted your ex that you miss her and she posted the screenshots.

Carney took the call. And made that walking indictment beg.

“The United States does not dictate Canadian economic or security priorities,” Carney said in a press conference afterward.
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Our relationship with Mr. Trump’s America is over. We are not a province. We are not an extension of MAGA. And if the former president wants back in, he gets in line like everyone else.

Put that on a t-shirt.

Trump, clearly rattled, issued a statement that sounded like it was written by someone who just got dumped mid-prom. He actually called Carney “The Prime Minister of Canada.” Not “the Governor of the 51st state,” not “that guy who talks pretty,” but Prime f**ing Minister*.

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Kiss the ring, Donny. The Northern Ring.

After months of mocking Canada, threatening tariffs, treating us like a political doormat, the old orange menace now knows who’s holding the cards. Spoiler alert: It ain’t the guy under 91 indictments.

And what a Paper Tiger. A Pussy. He talks tough from his Oval Office throne, but when someone with stones tells him to go fuck his hairweave, he turns into the pussy that he is. That’s his baseline. Every fraud’s basline is “pussy.”

And don’t think this is over. Trump’s “respect” today doesn’t mean jack unless he shows up with everything we want. Trade reform, climate guarantees, intel-sharing on our terms, and a public acknowledgment that Canada has agency now. Not just polite handshakes and “eh” jokes—real f***ing respect.

Oh, and if this were Pierre Poilievre in charge?

He’d already be polishing Trump’s golf balls with his tongue. Both hands on Donald’s shaft, whispering, “You want Alberta too, Mr. President? Maybe Ontario? Shall I swear an oath of loyalty now, or after I destroy our healthcare system?”

Not Carney. Not today. Not ever.

The difference between Carney and Poilievre? One of them made Trump kneel. The other would be asking for MAGA kneepads.

So yeah—today, Trump put some respect on Canada’s name. But he can still fuck all the way off until we say otherwise.
 
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Viper1j said:
Canada just bitchslapped Trump. :D

deanblundell.substack.com

Breaking: Trump Just Surrendered To Canada

Mark Carney is a Goddamned revelation...
deanblundell.substack.com deanblundell.substack.com

Breaking: Trump Just Surrendered To Canada​


You want to know what power looks like? It’s Mark f*ing Carney ghosting America’s Rapist in Chief for three months, and ignored him all day yesterday, cutting America off at the knees, forcing Donald Trump to come crawling back today like the MAGA dog he is.

Yesterday, Canada’s Prime Minister —Mark Carney—severed economic and security ties with Trump’s America. Full stop. No warning. No negotiation. Just boom: "We’re done here."

Why? Because we’ve had enough.

Carney saw the writing on the wall. Trump was trying to big-dick him for weeks—sending envoys, sliding into diplomatic DMs, probably even using Jared Kushner’s creepy little WhatsApp avatar. Crickets. Carney didn’t flinch. He iced Trump out like a Canadian January.

Then came yesterday. Canada cut ties. We pulled out of joint economic plans, froze intelligence sharing, started chatting with EU, Japan, and a few spicy little democracies who don’t try to overturn elections. Suddenly, Trump remembered we exist and made a panicked plea to Carney to not cut ties with America.

I’m hearing he almost begged the PM not to sever all ties with America and promised to respect the PM's office and Canada as a sovereign nation from now on.

Carney issued this cold memo, which reads very differently than Trump’s “I swear things will be better in Canada” social post.

It’s what the new leader of the freeworld says when he gives someone on more chance to prove they are worthy of associating with us. Which Trump is not:

View attachment 120924

Donald. Came. Crawling.

He begged Carney for a call. Not just a call. The call. The kind you make after you realize you just drunk-texted your ex that you miss her and she posted the screenshots.

Carney took the call. And made that walking indictment beg.


Our relationship with Mr. Trump’s America is over. We are not a province. We are not an extension of MAGA. And if the former president wants back in, he gets in line like everyone else.

Put that on a t-shirt.

Trump, clearly rattled, issued a statement that sounded like it was written by someone who just got dumped mid-prom. He actually called Carney “The Prime Minister of Canada.” Not “the Governor of the 51st state,” not “that guy who talks pretty,” but Prime f**ing Minister*.

View attachment 120925

Kiss the ring, Donny. The Northern Ring.

After months of mocking Canada, threatening tariffs, treating us like a political doormat, the old orange menace now knows who’s holding the cards. Spoiler alert: It ain’t the guy under 91 indictments.

And what a Paper Tiger. A Pussy. He talks tough from his Oval Office throne, but when someone with stones tells him to go fuck his hairweave, he turns into the pussy that he is. That’s his baseline. Every fraud’s basline is “pussy.”

And don’t think this is over. Trump’s “respect” today doesn’t mean jack unless he shows up with everything we want. Trade reform, climate guarantees, intel-sharing on our terms, and a public acknowledgment that Canada has agency now. Not just polite handshakes and “eh” jokes—real f***ing respect.

Oh, and if this were Pierre Poilievre in charge?

He’d already be polishing Trump’s golf balls with his tongue. Both hands on Donald’s shaft, whispering, “You want Alberta too, Mr. President? Maybe Ontario? Shall I swear an oath of loyalty now, or after I destroy our healthcare system?”

Not Carney. Not today. Not ever.

The difference between Carney and Poilievre? One of them made Trump kneel. The other would be asking for MAGA kneepads.

So yeah—today, Trump put some respect on Canada’s name. But he can still fuck all the way off until we say otherwise.
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A good first step. Now make sure you don't elect the guy Putin and Trump want elected.
 
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Dean Blundell was a shock jockey so I would take his opinion with a grain of salt
 
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Drach said:
This is disgusting . The US has been champions of democratic values since ww2. Now we are pariahs to the modern world by one asshole.
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MAGA is far beyond Trump.
It's a movement to end our Democracy. To use force against everyone and everything.
And it had the popular vote.

NO ONE should regard the United States as any different or better than Russia or China now.
 
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There is at least one Rep. who dares to speak openly.

Even some Republican lawmakers are getting fed up. “Let’s stop the stupid talk about America taking over Greenland,” said Rep. DON BACON (R-Neb.). He cited new comments from Russian President VLADIMIR PUTIN all but endorsing Trump’s designs on Greenland. “We are not Russia. Greenland and Denmark are our allies. We are the leader of the free world and not a tyrant,” Bacon said.

 
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I can see how this should persuade more Greenlanders to join the great US.


Denmark's foreign minister says he will summon the US ambassador to address a report that Washington's spy agencies have been told to focus on Greenland amid Donald Trump's threats to take over the island.

www.bbc.com

Denmark summons US ambassador over Greenland spying report

US spy agencies have been told to step up espionage around Greenland, according to The Wall Street Journal.
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biostud said:
I can see how this should persuade more Greenlanders to join the great US.


Denmark's foreign minister says he will summon the US ambassador to address a report that Washington's spy agencies have been told to focus on Greenland amid Donald Trump's threats to take over the island.

www.bbc.com

Denmark summons US ambassador over Greenland spying report

US spy agencies have been told to step up espionage around Greenland, according to The Wall Street Journal.
www.bbc.com www.bbc.com
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I can’t wait for our failed bay of narwhals invasion to liberate Greenland from socialism.

/s but our timeline is about this dumb for it to be a real thing
 
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Opps... did Trump's henchmen get caught?

Denmark's foreign minister has summoned the top US diplomat in Copenhagen, following a report that American citizens have been conducting covert operations in Greenland.

Denmark's public broadcaster DR quoted sources as saying the aim was to infiltrate Greenland's society and promote its secession from Denmark to the US, although it was unable to clarify who the men were working for.
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From https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c0j9l08902eo
 
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