Trump postpones Denmark trip after prime minister refuses to sell Greenland (not onion)

[sdifox]

Can't he just take a marker and change the map?

 

[nakedfrog]

Maybe we should just lie and tell him that he did it and they're part of the US now. I'm not sure it's the kind of thing he'll follow up on.

 

[sdifox]

Maybe we should just lie and tell him that he did it and they're part of the US now. I'm not sure it's the kind of thing he'll follow up on.

Sharpie map is a must.

 

[nakedfrog]

Sharpie map is a must.

Ah yes, we can have a map-Sharpie-ing ceremony to make it official.

 

[GodisanAtheist]

Has he said why exactly? Missile defense? Naval bases for the arctic?

-Securing arctic trade routes for Russia The United States.

 

[Jaskalas]

Russia has jumped in to play good cop VS our bad cop.
For the show of pretending there is opposition between Putin and Trump.
All lies.

Putin threatens US over Greenland ambition: ‘We will not allow encroachments’​

 

[FelixDeCat]

Russia has jumped in to play good cop VS our bad cop.
For the show of pretending there is opposition between Putin and Trump.
All lies.

Putin threatens US over Greenland ambition: ‘We will not allow encroachments’​

The Russkies can only posture. They dont have the resources to do anything else.

 

[MrSquished]

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The Russkies can only posture. They dont have the resources to do anything else.

Their resource is Donald Trump, and his idiot scumbag defenders, like yourself

 

[brycejones]

Hopefully there's an unusual rain of eggs as they exit the airport.

Now you just want Greenland to flaunt their wealth.

 

[FelixDeCat]

Their resource is Donald Trump, and his idiot scumbag defenders, like yourself

Circular logic.

 

[cytg111]

The real fucking lesson here is that even while America is just in the transitioning phase its already behaving exactly like Russia. This is how a dictatorship wield its power.
"I'd rather be a Russian but a democrat" - Dont worry honey, you already are.

 

[biostud]

Russia has jumped in to play good cop VS our bad cop.
For the show of pretending there is opposition between Putin and Trump.
All lies.

Putin threatens US over Greenland ambition: ‘We will not allow encroachments’​

So the deal being: Russia "threatens" Greenland making it "legal" for US to land massive military presence to "defend" Greenland and "protect" national interests. US makes "peace-treaty" with Russia where they can do whatever in Ukraine. Win-Win...

 

[cytg111]

Russia has jumped in to play good cop VS our bad cop.
For the show of pretending there is opposition between Putin and Trump.
All lies.

Putin threatens US over Greenland ambition: ‘We will not allow encroachments’​

Yes that is fucking pathetic.

 

[FelixDeCat]

So the deal being: Russia "threatens" Greenland making it "legal" for US to land massive military presence to "defend" Greenland and "protect" national interests. US makes "peace-treaty" with Russia where they can do whatever in Ukraine. Win-Win...

There is still Uruguay and Paraguay. I think you guys can colonize over there without much resistance. The US disclaims interest.

 

[nakedfrog]

There is still Uruguay and Paraguay. I think you guys can colonize over there without much resistance. The US disclaims interest.

Your head has permanently colonized your anus.

 

[biostud]

There is still Uruguay and Paraguay. I think you guys can colonize over there without much resistance. The US disclaims interest.

We already sold you the Virgin Islands.

 

[biostud]

Danish media and analytics are calling the latest Vance speak a de-escalation. But let's see...

 

[APU_Fusion]

Danish media and analytics are calling the latest Vance speak a de-escalation. But let's see...

Vance is the most douchiest condescending need to receive punch in face politician I ever heard speak and that includes Trump. The sheer gall and arrogance of his speech in Greenland. Holy shit is he an anal wart

 

[RnR_au]

We already sold you the Virgin Islands.

Denmark should lodge a claim to get the islands back like Putin wants Alaska back.

 

[FelixDeCat]

Denmark should lodge a claim to get the islands back like Putin wants Alaska back.

I got a better idea. Let's swap Virgin Islands for Greenland. We'll even through in Puerto Rico.

 

[IronWing]

I got a better idea. Let's swap Virgin Islands for Greenland. We'll even through in Puerto Rico.

Dumping Texas for Greenland would be the deal of the millennium. I doubt Denmark would want it though.

 

[biostud]

I got a better idea. Let's swap Virgin Islands for Greenland. We'll even through in Puerto Rico.

Let's just let the citizens of Greenland decide. I'm sure they know how wonderful Puerto Rico have it, and will come running to the US....

 

[cytg111]

Dumping Texas for Greenland would be the deal of the millennium. I doubt Denmark would want it though.

Fuck to the hell no

 

[biostud]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1905764027210547565

 

[cytg111]

Denmark should escalate by terminating agreement on Thule Airbase, get the fuck off our property.
Now 100% the US cant do that but it would effectively make em invaders squatters tf you wanna call it... It'll put some extra spice on NATO and US EU relations... Why the fuck should Trump be the only edgelord game in town.